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If I’m not complaining I’m crying

[raiponces]

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ GOD OF WAR RAGNARÖK 2/∞

[salmonpiffy]

WELP...

[whitesheepwrites]

God of War, of all games, acknowledging and making loot gremlin behavior canon is so fucking funny. Kratos canonically wanders off mid-missions to break random chests and steal from coffins. Atreus copies him. Atreus defends him by saying "well he likes be throughout," while his dad is behind him demolishing every vase in the room for a few gow equivalent of cents, instead of simply reaching inside or toppling them over. Hilarious concept and execution.

[salmonpiffy]

What if...

[blackmarketfruitrollups]

Respectfully, I do not believe you can call yourself a writer if AI is writing it for you.

The increase in fics I've seen where the writer is just like "well it's how I write so scroll if it bothers you"

Babe you're killing the planet

[sugar-petals]

josh hutcherson has me crying with this one 

[gh0sttlyy]

i know this is the coldest take ever. but i’m actually so tired of seeing orcs being portrayed as these tribal brutes who can’t speak eloquently and are dumb. like. call me the woke police or whatever but it’s racist. and i know. unfortunately. a lot of mythical creatures are actually based on racist caricatures. so why are we continuing to use these stereotypes for our stories??

it’s incredibly frustrating. trying to find an x reader fanfic with an orc and they’re almost always apart of a ‘tribe’ or ‘clan’. or they’re some violent beast with broken english

please stop making your orcs dumb, blood-hungry, lustful weirdos who don’t care about consent

[fey-wanderer]

by NyeIgneous [ X ]

[kitthenameless]

So funny that people think Gale is shy about sex when he is canonically like, "I like your musk. I'm so turned on right now by all this danger we're in and killing we just did and how hot you look after fighting. Lae'zel, do you have any tips for using psionics with sex? Here's my sex book with a picture of people having sex on the cover, do you wanna try some things from it? It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

[lady-sapphyre]

POV: you licked a dead spider

[anikorsmthnidk]

Finished the stickers btw, will be printed in gold and silver

that was a one tough night I tell you…👻

[heph]

Jar (Our Greatest Enemy)

[loudlittleecho]

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

In my recent game I came across some dialogue from Gale I've not seen before, despite this being my 500000000th romance with this man. So we meet Lorroakan for the first time and convince him that Aylin is dead. Speaking to Gale, I think, ok, he's going to be like "hey what a shit wizard" or "what an arrogant little twat" because we've already seen his rubbish projections and it's Lorroakan, come on. Then Gale says this:

Yes, he falls short of - wait. What? Gale is roasting Lorroakan not for his magical skills. He is incensed by his inability to use multiple sources to verify information.

This absolute nerd is more pissed about having too few citations than the fact that Lorroakan is an amoral little jerk that wants to torturously leech off of an aasimar's soul for his own immortality.

I -

Gale, please never change. I love you, you ridiculous dork.

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[malueris-art]

Every Wizard vs Sorcerer dialogue in a nutshell

[nothazellevesque]

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king