nefarious & dubious

shenanigans WILL ensue

[gh0sttlyy]

i know this is the coldest take ever. but i’m actually so tired of seeing orcs being portrayed as these tribal brutes who can’t speak eloquently and are dumb. like. call me the woke police or whatever but it’s racist. and i know. unfortunately. a lot of mythical creatures are actually based on racist caricatures. so why are we continuing to use these stereotypes for our stories??

it’s incredibly frustrating. trying to find an x reader fanfic with an orc and they’re almost always a part of a ‘tribe’ or ‘clan’. or they’re some violent beast with broken english

please stop making your orcs dumb, blood-hungry, lustful weirdos who don’t care about consent

[inkedfandom]

Sometimes you just need a good, warm hug 🧡💚

[shrimpdotpng]

so...that mug, huh

[helioclipse]

horrendous

[smallpwbbles]

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

Some Kinger and anon cuddles

[christmassailor]

It's them

[fernacular]

Someone has almost certainly already done this but I don’t care

[liololli]

I wanna be a big buff himbo's gay awakening so bad.

[gh0sttlyy]

x reader fanfics with a character i like is straight hell. shit so niche it’s like looking for the lost city of atlantis

jjk x reader this. mha x reader that. try looking for tucker and dale vs evil

oh and god FORBID i’m not a lady

[spicymb]

The sequel to my favorite horror movie just got announced

Would absolutely watch the shit out of these two at walgreens for two hours

[gh0sttlyy]

monster fucker? no. no. i said im a monster LOVER. i want to hold my minotaur boyfriend’s hand and braid his long hair. i want to kiss him while lying on his furry chest.

i want to cook for my orc boyfriend and fold laundry with him while we watch trashy reality tv. my werewolf boyfriend and i will go on fun walks to the park and he’ll push me on the swing and laugh when i jump off and trip.

[taupae]

i love u roy

[ghostofhiim]

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to fuck a different representation of Santa Claus, I’d have three nickels, which seems like a lot, but-

[pedrospascaled]

DAVID HARBOUR as Santa Claus in Violent Night (2022)

[lydibug-art]

I don’t care that it’s not December anymore, it’s always Christmas in my heart 🧎‍♀️

No better person to play Santa Claus than David Harbour. 🎅😩😩😩🙏 I’m still going nuts over this movie

⭐️ Prints available in my shop! ⭐️

[marlshroom]

theres so much roydbert potential people are just blind

please yap w/ me about them my inbox is OPEN!