coworker with 2 shifts a week: aye bro can you PLEASE work my shift I have a doctors appointment and a dentist appointment and class and my dad is dead

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coworker with 2 shifts a week: aye bro can you PLEASE work my shift I have a doctors appointment and a dentist appointment and class and my dad is dead
me emerging from my hole to loudly complain
Same
yeah! woo!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! WOO!
I wish I could show this to my dog and we could have a laugh over it
why do sea creatures look like that
Like what?
little bitches
What are you going to watch Elmer?
do you ever look at your SO and you’re just “wowowowow Im so lucky to have you in my life and I love you” and you feel actual tears of happy come from your eyes and it’s so pure and you’re my best friend and I love you so much
im,,,, a roomba *spins around on the floor succing up the dirt*
Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like
1. Wake up
2. Eat some garbage
3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much
4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow
5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball
6. Yell some more
7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!
8. Repeat
That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home
this is so sad alexa kill jeff bezos
reblog to let him know that you love him
a criminal
A hero
an artist
ch iken….
I love sine field
Im Going To The Visit Sea
Well Here I Am
Who’s your friend?
Its Called A Fish
a criminal
A hero
an artist
ch iken….