Snail in STEM

I'm just a snail with a lot of strong opinions.

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Undertale stronger than you parody as a drag performance (revealed to me in a vision)

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Wyd when I pull up wit my twink to the retro family arcade and we sit in the corner and start making bead bracelets together because the games are too expensive.

[mikufunfacts]

What’s Miku’s favorite musical/if she had a favorite musical, what would it be?

miku fun fact #267

miku would like chicago because it's the best one

[snailscargot]

People just be expecting me to come into their house with inviting me? Like whatever happened to, "Make yourself at home!" What about "Willkommen?" "Bienvenue?" "Welcome?"

[self-conscious-author]

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boop

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Happy ween to the weens who celebrate ween.

[snailscargot]

Cabaret 1972

[sweetestdesire-deactivated20250]

The way I am literally holding back a moan while I’m at work right now. I fucking hate love him, how the hell does he have this much power over me?

[nic0-hischier]

I HAVE SAID "oh he's so PRETTY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN SINCE I SAW THIS POST HES LETERALLY SO PERFECT I WANNA GIVE HIM ALL THE KISSES BRYNN YOU HAVE BLESSED MY EYES AND SCREEN MWAH MWAH MWAH

[snailscargot]

Men likers will see a man who kind of knows how to care for his hair and go feral over him.

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The damage that JK Rowling has done to the modern wizard is immeasurable. I want pointy hats and long beards. I want goofy magic wands. She took an amazing concept and took all the cool traits out of it.

[snailscargot]

THE EMERALD CITY FROM WIZARD OF OZ AND THE KINGDOM OF ASGARD FROM MARVEL COMIC'S MCU ARE PRACTICALLY IDENTICLE AND NOBODY HAS TALKED ABOUT IT.

THEY HAD TO HAVE BEEN INSPIRED?? THIS WAS SO SIMILAR THAT I THOUGHT THE EMERALD CITY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE ROKU SCREENSAVER WAS ASGARD.

[snailscargot]

all I need in life is partner and little big planet soundtrack

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

Image ID: a gif of a fox squeezing through a fence. /end ID

[the-haiku-bot]

Image ID: a

gif of a fox squeezing through

a fence. /end ID

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tobiasdefnotawizard]

I have the bone structure of a brittle Victorian child

[nic0-hischier]

me but only because my name is victoria

[snailscargot]

me but only because I'm a snail and don't have bones

[snailscargot]

Up in yo girl's dms with a "ha ha ha" and a "ho ho ho" and a couple of "tra la las"

[snailspoetry]

Moss

I needed you to say my name

When you did, I needed it again

You pledged yourself to me

You said my name full with devoution

Like a prayer

Should you have believed another gospel thereafter

You may of burst to flame

Your skin was soil

My lips were sporiferous

Across your neck

Planted a surplus of seeds

Deep beneath the epidermis

I'd water you by demanding that the rain would fall

I'd persuade father time to make you thrive

Nurtured you like an idea

Soon, moss would spread

Across your neck, across your skin

When you looked to the mirror

You saw not as you were

But as I saw you

Full of bias, full of love

Loving yourself, nearly as much as I

Each day I'd tend to the moss

Touching my lips to yours

To your fingertips, to your nerves

Humming as I do so

Soon, as all things do

You would come to rot

I carried you to the garden

A garden we had made together

I laid you to the ground

In a spot I had made for you

Maggots crawled over you

Feasting as they went

But soon, you and the moss were one at last

I continued to tend to our garden

With each passing day

Pulling weeds, commanding rain

Humming as I went

Soon, my bones would grow to wither

From the garden, I'd hear you call

I laid into you

Death gave us two union

As I laid in your arms

Now, the garden still stands

Overgrown with moss

Centipedes, snails, isopods, all thrive.

Children avoid our old home with fear

For they claim to see two ghosts dancing in the window

But in the garden

They may hear, if they listen close

The sound of green moss humming

[snailscargot]

Made a new blog for poetry bc I loved this one so much :>

[goblinfables]

skill issue

[snailscargot]

Aquatic snail discrimination :(

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Two theatre kids actively making out to Guns and Ships, pausing every few seconds to say, "Laffayette!"