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" farewell, farewell my b e l o v e d hands! " said rachmaninoff on his death bed -⏤ & joseph hoffman, the great pianist, invented the WINDSHIELD WIPER from watching his metronome. genius that i am, all that i'm able to do is hit wrong keys on my t y p e w r i t e r !!

[snakebvtten]

just gonna leave this here ;; i’ll be on early in the morning to do replies!

[snakebvtten]

SUGGESTED CONNECTIONS: significant other, friend with benefits, any. 

a single word rarely passed his lips without a nefarious intention behind them, and even as silas brushed the other’s hair out of their face gently it wasn’t without an EVIL glint in his eyes. “   you were out late tonight,   ” he observed, standing mere inches away from the person he had so graciously been allowing to stay in his penthouse with him the past few nights. “   you’re lucky i don’t kick you out right now and leave your ass on the street. you’ve really pissed me off.   ”

[snakebvtten]

resembledmess:

here’s a list of some plots that i really really want. i’ve credited the original posts where i’ve gotten most of these from!

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

I’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me I’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad.

facepalmbucky :

“love at first sight? aha no you misheard i said love at first fight as in we punched each other until we got tired and decided to bang.”

[kenz1x1s-blog]

i really want a hey i know you’re my big brothers best friend in the world but lets fuck plot where the older brother is like extremely over protective so some shit would go down if anyone found out

[lrhofrps-deactivated20170504]

i want 

ships with exes  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ships with exes who hate each other  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ships with exes who secretly love each other  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ships with exes who have a kid  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ships with exes who still fuck  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

SHIPS WITH EXES  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[thosemalemuses]

gimme muse a just finished his sentence in jail and he’s lost contact with most of the people in his former life. on the day of his release, the gate pulls back and his high school sweetheart who he lost contact with years ago muse b is in the parking lot.

Also, presidents party child who has been assigned a new secret service bodyguard. He has no idea what he’s in for or the trouble they attract. They have a problem with the word ‘no’ and he likes to say it a lot.

[willbvcrs]

*screams* i want a plot where a guy goes on a roadtrip just wandering around the state trying to find meaning of life with his big ass doggo and one day he comes to diner where this shy young woman works and like her boss is always yelling at her and she has abusive boyfriend and her father used to be abusive as well and this guy he is the first man who ever treated her nicely and he just asks her completely out of the blue if she doesn’t want to leave with him and she’s like “why not?” so she takes all of her things and leaves with him. pleaseee!

[rebeccabreeds]

childhood best friends slash roommates who get immensely drunk one night and have sex and then just continue to keep doing it because that’s the only way they think they can have each other. spoiler: they’re both in love with each other and have been for years, but don’t wanna say shit about it because they’re afraid of losing each other. cue angst.

[kids-at-the-movies]

[urbanthropologie]

ways to start feeling again

sit in the sun without anything to do, feel the heat of the rays hit your skin, realize that this sunlight has travelled a very long way to reach you

walk around barefoot and try to feel as much of the ground under your feet as you can, notice every rock and blade of grass

sit quietly for a while and notice the touch of breath in your nostrils, feel how the air gets cooler as you inhale and warmer as you exhale

drive around aimlessly and blast some of your favorite songs, scream/sing along to them and feel the vibrations of your favorite lyrics as they change the air in your throat and around you, feel that the music is healing you from the inside out

stay away from alcohol or drugs for a few days, try to be as aware and present as you can in every moment, stop trying to numb or dull your senses

eat a few meals without any distractions, notice every bite and taste every flavor that covers your tongue, be grateful for it all

look up at the stars and the moon, understand how small we all are and how immense the universe is, realize what a miracle everything is, let your heart swell with amazement and admiration for life itself

[kinomatika]

ok this is actually cool bc doing all of this is a technique called “mindful thinking” that is extremely useful for people with anxiety disorders and dissociation disorders and stuff!

[assrodeo]

Mindfulness helps in moments of great pain, too. By reducing panic and fear your pain feels less horrid. It’s some sort of physiological sensation.

[queencharacter]

couple killer plots (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ serial killer couples (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ no humanity vampire couples (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ scary villain couples (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ KILLER COUPLES!!!

[gingerbronson]

I’m the hotel queen of Los Angeles, the mother of all wild things, an angel dipped in sin, a bullet made from rose petals

[slccplcssnights-archive]

abby1x1s:

Muse A is daddy’s little good girl. Studies extra hard, rarely leaves the house and goes to church every Sunday just like he wants. Her father, a cop, arrests Muse B for vandalism. The next day Muse A’s father is letting Muse B out of jail when she comes for a visit. Muse B instantly starts hitting on her and making sexual advances. She immediately gets turned on by this bad boy and starts falling for him. He shows her the wild side, with sex in the car and in the bathroom at parties. And she enjoys this, she enjoys going behind her father’s back and seeing this other side of the world.

[theinnerworkingsofnicksmind]

She was not soft. She smelled like cigarettes, leather, and ground black coffee. And when you inhaled, she burned your lungs the way that made you want to do it again. She was danger, and you wanted her.

[mandaisgone-deactivated20170429]

I love battle couples ok.

Fighting side by side. Trusting each other completely. Trying to protect each other. Casual banter in the middle of a fight. Their teamwork. Sparring each other to keep their skills sharp. Getting uncontrollably angry if the other gets hurt. Kissing each other when they’re victorious.

I seriously have a thing for battle couples.