EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY

[hustlerose]

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

[hyrude]

updating my about page

[maryburgers]

[bottommemes]

youve heard of "top of the morning" now get ready for

bottom of the night

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

vers of the afternoon

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[cosmicrefund-deactivated2012101]

[adz]

what size bastard are you

massive!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[grzesznie]

Bye

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[dvrkn]

[amazoogle]

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[niknak79]

[gluten-free-pussy]

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

[susiethemoderator]

5 Stars