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princess-charlie-of-hell

Sirius :Fuck Snape.

Regulus/Remus/snovers :I'm trying!

cyrmric

Pretty good short video on how bad the new Harry Potter game is

Video by: I_am_a_toad on tiktok (not my video)

deadcatwithaflamethrower

My daughter is trans and my bestie and adopted family is Jewish. Please don’t buy this fucking dumpster fire of a video game because Harry Potter trumps your morals.

No piece of media should EVER be more important than doing the right thing. There is plenty of JKR-free, lovingly written and NON-antisemitic, NON-bigoted and FREE fanfics of this verse, fixing JKR’s bullshit, out there for you to read instead.

arson-yeehaw

hey guys, I never thought I would need to do this, but like. I need money to live rn

I'm 18, living with roommates (rent is $570 cad) and I just lost my job due to covid lockdowns. I currently have $50 in the bank, and rent is due Feb 1st. my parents are helping me out, but they're also insanely poor, and all extra expenses are going on credit cards

on top of that, I am disabled and in the process of getting diagnosed with what we think is fibermyalgia. to make ends meet I have started selling newds on fansly (mostly to trans chasers) which is a lot on my mental health.

honestly even $200 would turn my month around.

since im in canada i can only accept through PayPal, @/arsonyeehaw

ik not everyone can donate, and I don't expect it, but I would appreciate it if ppl spread this post around!

and if you'd like to contribute through paid p0rn, you can find everything through my twitter @axsonxs

thank you guys sm :)

disgustinggf

i took this from twitter lol send me colours besties i'm bored

dandy-daisylion

@deadcatwithaflamethrower my friends and i are not allowed to mix meme generators and sleep deprivation anymore. dramatic readings of oalc and many mistakes later, behold.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

I’m about to cry, and I’m not sure if it’s from Feels or from laughing my ass off.

Excuse me, please, I have to save ALL OF THESE who am I crediting? :D Credit @ dandy-daisylion

how the fuck have I gotten so many notifications today arent yall supposed to be having Thanksgiving dinner with y'alls family? 🤨

goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

chiaro--escuro-deactivated20211

I need help finding a Severitus fic. I think Sev rescues little Harry and enlists Lucius help with it. There was Dumbledore bashing because he wanted Harry to be with the Dursleys. Lucius wasn't bad and says his only loyalty is with his family. Thanks

lovelylockhart

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Welp I wrote a fanfic! Its about a Organization I made so I hope yall enjoy.

vulnicura

blackbrothersquotes

James: Violence isn't the answer.

Regulus: You're right.

James: *sighs in relief*

Regulus: Violence is the question.

James: What?

Regulus, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

James, running after him: N0-

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Credit: @snapextherapy just changed a bit

palatefor-strangeremedies

Veteran's Retirement Home AU

"Harry's paying for our stay here, you know,"

"Of course Potter is facilitating my hell."

palatefor-strangeremedies

Oh heck, I don't think I am capable of finishing drawing any other part of this so I'm just gonna write up some lore™ i want to share

- They made each other the scarf and the wolf pin in "arts and crafts" class the home offers

- In the very same class:

Severus: Why is HE here?! 🤦🏻

Remus: He's senile.

Gilderoy Lockhart: I am.

- Remus knitted the scarf

- Severus chose to needle felt the pin because stabbing a ball of fur repeatedly is therapy

- The fur used to felt is werewolf Remus fur

- Remus regains some mobility in werewolf form

- "We're not even that old, why are we here?" "You're right, I suppose we could go back to Hogwarts and teach—" "NO. SHUT UP."

- Severus agrees to go to the muggle grocery stores because he can get is favourite candy

- Sometimes he leaves Remus in an aisle purposely until he feels guilty about it (Once, a store employee announced on the speakers that someone left a "poor old man" unattended)

- Remus doesn't need to be pushed he just likes having Severus around and makes up excuses for him to accompany him places

- They're absolutely the grumpy old men that hangs around on a park bench talking shit about people

lytefoot

Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.

With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms trans people, and we’re not gonna give her any more money.

That means not streaming the new show on Netflix, because regardless of how much influence she has on the production, she gets paid for it.

We’re gonna make the show flop. We’re gonna show Warner Brothers that we don’t forget (of course, how would we forget, it isn’t as if she’s stopped), and that their business association with terfs is no longer profitable.

It is NOT like Lovecraft, because Lovecraft is very dead and his works are in the public domain. By consuming Lovecraft media, you are not giving any money to old Howard.

onelonelystory

reblogging this again to say some googling led to the tentative conclusion that the new remake will be on HBO max, which is owned by WarnerMedia. Netflix hasn’t hosted anything Harry Potter since early 2020, presumably because Warner is trying to direct the hp audience to their own streaming service.

evilneo

Remember she also takes any support of her work as agreeing with her bigotry

And to those who say, but second hand books and read them, what about the one who buys a second hand book, reads it, thinks wow how awesome

^ link to the post/full thread of where I got this tweet

lesbianchai

She actively funds anti-trans causes and is basically the spokesperson for UK terfism and quite honestly her influence probably was related to the recent UK anti-trans laws. Part of the reason she’s so powerful is because she has money. Cut off her money supply. Please boycott her.