lost all my bitches (figuratively)

you can call me arson || 22 || he/him

[diphowell]

[gremlin-pattie]

@ocarinaofthyme random stranger, i am NOT letting you leave this in the tags

[diphowell]

Who is more likely to eat the other person's cereal?

[sidequestsinlife]

congrats to dan howell for finally making it official with his celebrity crush on monday after a 16 year situationship

[white-noise-blank-space]

Dan and Phil first youbers in history to ever make and publish an official FORGIVING video instead of an APOLOGY one. Pioneers at everything. Setting trends from 2009. You gotta love them.

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[junkyardshrub]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[histrionicscribbler]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[blurglesmurfklaine]

phannies are so deep into the lore of Dan and Phil that we’ve come completely full circle and are losing our minds over something the general public assumes has been confirmed for years

[jezzinarvo]

i want whatever co-dependent, 16-year-long, fell-into-it-hard-and-fast-two-months-after-meeting-each-other-in-2009 thing they have. what the literal fuck

[maybebi47]

dan turning his "fyi i like vagina" tweet into "some of the most handsome men i have ever met have vaginas so actually i was right the whole time" is making me SOB

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[junk-thunder]

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

[antifa-succubus]

girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

[antifa-succubus]

No offense to the droves of nsfw blogs reblogging this, but this was actually not meant to be a horny post. Let trans women exist in public spaces in their natural bodies without having to tuck or take other uncomfortable measures. I deserve to be able to wear tight clothes or go to the beach without having to be uncomfortable or in straight up pain from tucking just because some fragile cis people might think it’s some kind of perverted sexual display if there’s any sign of a bulge. So again, girlbulge is a choice look and I really wish it was more normalized and not seen as something inherently sexual, because it’s literally just how our bodies look in certain clothes.

[antifa-succubus]

got my first terf shitstain in the notes throwing a tantrum about this which is part of why i think it’s so important to normalize it. people being driven to seething rage at the mere thought of having to see a little bump under someone’s clothing is not fucking healthy! trans people deserve better than to be treated that way! i should be able to safely wear what i want without having to worry that my body is gonna send someone into a complete fucking rage!

[sobblefan]

Girls with big breasts 🤝 Girls with bulge

Being sexualized for having a body

[xpxssxm]

[nudityandnerdery]

The Twilight Zone

[technofeudalism]

[headcanonthings]

[headcanonthings]

Nicky: I look gross today. Joe, dead serious: Apologize. Nicky: What?? Joe: Apologize to yourself for lying. Or I will write a 400-page essay on your beauty and force everyone we come across to read it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

By Talos this can't be happening

[headcanonthings]

Sokka: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Zuko: What- how? Sokka: You’d be like, “Come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”