Parallel To Anywhere

Welcome to our corner of the multiverse! Join our traveler Trefor Vantros and his brilliant assistant Rahzara Willowsong as they travel time and the Multiverse       

[parallel-2-anywhere]

ATTENTION: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!

Now you have :) Look at him! Look at the blorbo! He is not a blorbo from your show yet he is a blorbo from mine. As in the show I am making. I am making a show and if you go watch the show he can be your blorbo too! As is the transitive property of blorbos. So now what kind of show is this blorbo from you may ask? Well!

Parallel to Anywhere is a show that mixes Actual Play DnD Crossovers with audio drama storyline episodes. Trefor Vantross (the aforementioned blorbo) is lost in time and space after a school project goes only slightly more to hell than most school projects tend too and now with a time machine he does not know how to use he has to try and get home. We have 3 episodes and some bonus content already out on Youtube and Spotify and other podcast hosts! Amazing art done by the talented Crowva, and we also have a Discord server you can connect with fans of the show and do some liveblogging in! If all of this seems good to you you can check out Episode 1 right here! Episode 1: Next Up Forever. We hope to see you in our corner of the multiverse!

[sunevial]

Hey parallel why the hell is this working

[parallel-2-anywhere]

That is a fantastic question.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Level 1: The opening theme plays during the final climax, e.g. most shounen anime.

Level 2: The opening contains the ending theme in it, only fully revealing that theme during the final climax, e.g. nTWEWY and Shadowbringers.

Level 3: Whatever the fuck UNBEATABLE is doing with BOOKEND SONG.

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

nintendo is taking down the 3ds and wii u eshops next year

and they had this lovingly made totally not taunting message to leave about their virtual console legacy they’re destroying

(that they’ve, fun fact, taken down from their site now :])

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

this pisses me off so much because nintendo is AWARE we want their legacy of games put on their best selling system (literally, outside of the combined sales of every nintendo DS, lite, DSi, and XL, and the GB and GBC’s combined sales, the switch is at the top)

and yet they still do not care. it’s not about them not having this content either because 1 the wii u vc and 3ds vc. exist. and 2, even for stuff that isnt on the virtual console yet, we’ve been given internal proof from previous big nintendo leaks (namely the gigaleak) that nintendo does not mess around when it comes to keeping backups of their older content. its not a lack of money either, nintendo is literally one of the richest companies in japan. it’s just. a lack of caring

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

last thing im gonna say about this is that the 3DS and Wii U both have excellent, actively updated guides for softmodding them to run homebrew. the Wii and DSi do as well!

on top of that the emulation general wiki is an amazing resource for emulators for pretty much every generation of game system, including emulators for non game systems like arcade hardware, PCs, and mobile phones, along with emulators on game systems! so check the wiki out if you’re interested!

[susurrationofthewind]

And if/when you do softmod your 3DS, gosh, wouldn’t it be nice if there was a site that safely and reliably hosted games for it, where you could even download them directly to your 3DS through a QR code?

[parallel-2-anywhere]

GOD I LOVE MTG STORY

I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT what we have for Reality Fracture so far. specifically this art of Echo Vraska.

I AM ACTUALLY GONNA THROW THIS MAN IN THE MEAT GRINDER.

Jace really said:

TONE DOWN THE GORGON-NESS. MAKE HER A TELEPATH LIKE ME. SHARE THE HOOD, DROP THE CLAWS. LIKE HIS REAL PARTNER IS RIGHT THERE AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT HER MIRROR SELF THAT HE MADE. AND ALSO THE CONSTRUCT WHO IS TOTALLY NOT THEIR DAUGHTER AND SHE GETS TO SEE HOW MUCH OF HER FUCKING VIBE HE EXCISED.

THE FUMBLE IS GENERATIONAL! BACK ON THUNDER JUNCTION THIS WAS LITERALLY ALL ABOUT VRASKA AND YOU JUST MADE A NEW ONE?! WORST TO EVER DO IT GOOD SIR.

Vraska's fighting Jace's fanfic of her and I wish real Vraska a very good divorce filing.

[parallel-2-anywhere]

YOU KNOW WHAT. I’m gonna add to my own fucking Jace Slander. Wanna know why?! Ya know who’d never in a bajillion years pull this shit?! I’ll tell you!

Kellan would fucking NEVER.

This boy appreciates his vamp GF so much he actively buys her flowers in the Lorwyn side story. Lets her do her own research on Ravnica cuz he respects her work and can let her independently achieve her goals.

What I’m saying is Jace is a chud and Kellan is based and I will USE MY PRIOR SLANDER TO ALSO FURTHER MY AGENDA

[parallel-2-anywhere]

GOD I LOVE MTG STORY

I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT what we have for Reality Fracture so far. specifically this art of Echo Vraska.

I AM ACTUALLY GONNA THROW THIS MAN IN THE MEAT GRINDER.

Jace really said:

TONE DOWN THE GORGON-NESS. MAKE HER A TELEPATH LIKE ME. SHARE THE HOOD, DROP THE CLAWS. LIKE HIS REAL PARTNER IS RIGHT THERE AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT HER MIRROR SELF THAT HE MADE. AND ALSO THE CONSTRUCT WHO IS TOTALLY NOT THEIR DAUGHTER AND SHE GETS TO SEE HOW MUCH OF HER FUCKING VIBE HE EXCISED.

THE FUMBLE IS GENERATIONAL! BACK ON THUNDER JUNCTION THIS WAS LITERALLY ALL ABOUT VRASKA AND YOU JUST MADE A NEW ONE?! WORST TO EVER DO IT GOOD SIR.

Vraska's fighting Jace's fanfic of her and I wish real Vraska a very good divorce filing.

[anatthema-art]

"To kill a man between panels is to condemn him to a thousand deaths" - Scott McCloud (Understanding Comics)

[teeposting]

So that new dandadan episode

[beaft]

for those not in the know, silent hill 2026 has just come out and attained a 6% on rotten tomatoes. i was like "good lord it can't possibly be that bad" so i looked up a summary and yeah it is that bad actually. holy shit.

[cryptvokeeper]

if you dont care about spoilers:

[theunicorncomic-blog]

I have not seen it, but I did see this:

[boghermit]

[cleolinda]

#reblogging to watch the video later #but I saw the rotten tomatoes rating myself and in shock went and read some reviews #as well as a long thread on the Silent Hill Reddit #and omfg it's so much worse than you think #75% of the total crew on that movie asked to be omitted from the credits #three of every four people who worked on it are too ashamed of the final product to be associated with it! #that's never been done before! certainly not at this budget! ( @sage-hendricks )

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

[breakingboob]

Nestle has:

Drained water from places suffering from drought for absolute pennies.

Made African mothers dependent on their milk formula, which they gave for free, until their milk dried up. Then they required them to purchase it, mothers could not afford it, mixed in too little to fulfill nutrient needs, and mixed it with polluted water. Children died.

Used slavery to produce their cocoa.

Pushed for water to be considered a “want” not a “need” and is at the forefront of arguments that water is not a human right.

Poisoned Chinese infants with melamine in their milk formula.

Demanded Ethiopia pay a debt owed to Nestle, during a FAMINE.

Price-fixed food items.

Contributed to deforestation for their cocoa farming.

The worst thing is, Nestle owns TONS of other brands, making it difficult to avoid for certain products.

[theeretblr]

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

[nyaahilism]

Flint, Michigan

[butch--dan]

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[parallel-2-anywhere]

Respect the classics

[seek-a-way-out]

the 999 characters but if they were looking for ghosts

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

[dubustuff]

#this is what pokemon’s all about

[jollysunflora]

#this is…so nice

[prof-peach]

I just…really like this idea man. So I drew a thing.

[pokemon]

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Dolphins aren't evil spawn of satan, stingrays aren't monsters just because one of them happened to kill Steve Irwin, mola aren't useless barely-alive hunks of flesh

[discoursedrome]

When people say things like "Behold the Accursed One!" that doesn't imply any ill intent on their part -- quite often it's meant as a neutral or even helpful statement. But the problem with this sort of language is that, however well-intentioned it may be, it foregrounds the curse at the expense of the person behind it; auguries have shown that this can have a priming effect that subtly reduces empathy. For that reason, experts today encourage people to use one-first language, such as "Behold the One who Bears the Curse," to better emphasize the dignity of the individual.