Number One Dala Smoocher

I have a degree in faggotry baby

[snappellroan]

INTRO TIME BITCHES.

-Charlie

-#1 Doctor Dala smoocher 🧸🧠 (please talk to me if you’re also a Dala lover, I love meeting other Dala kissers)

- 22 (2004)

- Professional faggot

- they/them

- 5/28/25 💉🏳️‍⚧️

- My main interests are FNV (more specifically, OWB), space, Ultrakill, Disco Elysium, Gloomwood, Hylics, and Portal.

- Currently my main f/o is: Doctor Dala. I basically only talk about them on here

- if I don’t respond to DMs right away, it is nothing personal - I just have a hard time talking to people sometimes

- My discord is borousoclock, feel free to add me ^_^ (plz only add if 18+)

- I love getting DMs so feel free to message me (:

- My brain is funky (I am more than likely autistic), so my mannerisms and the way I speak may come off as odd! I am unapologetic about it but a fair warning nonetheless

- I don’t have much in the way of a DNI and I block freely

- I do have an 18+ account but you have to message me for it

- Spread @ghadahalmadhoun's campaign! 🇵🇸

[snappellroan]

Can't draw the image in my head which means I have to kill myself

[snappellroan]

They gave me new antipsychotics and an SNRI, killing myself postponed

[snappellroan]

Sometimes when I'm Acting Strange in the safety of my bunk, I become acutely aware of my Dala wall staring down at me and suddenly feel like I'm part of some experiment. I wonder what valuable data they gather from watching me attempting to do "the sea lion" (complete with sound effects)

[sproutfits]

Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

[casperscove-deactivated20221016]

adding on to this post, i agree w all of OPs points, but i also highly advise against super young teens posting their face on the internet, its so easy to take peoples selfies + name and find stuff out like your school and then figure out the rough area in which you live. same with your phone number. be super careful about what you put out there. once you post it, it really is here forever.

[mylordshesacactus]

OP already said this so I’m just reiterating to emphasize:

The golden rule of information sharing on the internet is: What would happen if someone saw this who wanted to hurt me?

If the answer is that it would make it easier to harass you, identify you, contact you, or god forbid find you, don’t put it online. You can’t fully control who does and does not see that information--not even with privacy settings.

[elfwreck]

All of that, yes.

And also: Why tell people you are a minor? It will not keep you safer. It makes you a target for predators - you've now told them that you do NOT have experience identifying them, and you probably don't have friends who know how to spot the red flags in a "friendly" DM.

Years ago, chatrooms were full of creeps whose first question in private chat was always "A/S/L" - age/sex/location.

Now you guys post that stuff in your twitter profiles so they don't have to ask before deciding if you're a good target.

[wolf-aid]

We need more of this. Public shaming in front of their families. The nerve of the war-criminal: please don't tell my children I played a huge role in the mass-murder of children.

There are children in Gaza who need help. Donate if you can You're the only hope They need education, donate and share.

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[zwoelffarben]

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

[saveaboud]

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY.

It may be the last birthday of my life.

I love you all. Please don’t forget me.

[mayadile]

Very important announcement! (Last post) PLEASE READ!!

So I got an email back from some nice people who have been helping me. They worked with me and my mom to make sure we could get through our goal so we are close to getting out of the streets! (along with you guys help too thank you!)

I was informed we just need $530 that way we can get the full help that we need so me and my mom can finally get everything we need to be stable 😭 I was so happy to read the email this morning!! I'm so close I'm serious this time!! I'm so close to getting a normal life again!! So I need everyone's help one last time!! I just need $530 and I'll finally get the help I should've gotten since shelters in my area were unresponsive and ghosted me which was frustrating. I can get a car ride, finally get a damn truck, I can get clothes, I can go grocery shopping, get my medication all of it!! No more homelessness, no more heatstrokes, no more hospital visits, nomore sleeping in the rain and floor, no more anxiety being in the dark at night.

SO PLEASE HELP ME GET TO MY GOAL!!

PAYPAL

CashApp: $BattyHatty

Gofundme

[mayadile]

I JUST NEED $300 LEFT!!!! WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!!!! WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!!! PLEASE!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ahmed-motaz]

Two years ago, the occupation destroyed our home, turning our dreams, memories, and everything we owned into piles of rubble and ash, as seen in this picture.

[snappellroan]

who knew that talking to your friends could cure half of your mental illnesses

[snappellroan]

Was changing my clothes and I got absolutely brain blasted by the mental image of Doctor 0 trying to help me tie the back of my dress, and he's struggling so badly because he can't tie a knot (his ego will not allow him to admit this) so I can feel him fumbling and hear his frustrated grumblings. It's far more endearing to me than it should be. He's such a dweeb I'm going to rip him to shreds

[cheaphalloweencostume]

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

[snappellroan]

Can't draw the image in my head which means I have to kill myself

[snappellroan]

Sorry that I've only been doom and gloom as of late but I feel imprisoned by my own limited skillset that refuses to expand

[snappellroan]

Can't draw the image in my head which means I have to kill myself

[snappellroan]

ideal dr dala date?

we take edibles and watch medical related documentaries together. for no particular reason, I occasionally bite them and they do so right back, probably twice as hard

[snappellroan]

ummm uhh um uhhhhhhhhh imagine dala in a really pretty dress or suit. i dont know

LOOKING AT YOU WITH MY BIG FAT SOPPING WET EYES. I think of them in a suit all of the time and I'm so sad that literally nobody has drawn it

[snappellroan]

kicks rocks. can somebody send Dala related asks. I need to think of them so that I don't perish