smile!

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[saturnisgay]

&knuckles

[snapshott1ng]

&knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles &knuckles

[snapshott1ng]

"Bring that here!"

shake it bake it booty quake it

but no thing jigglewiggle :'(((

[decimalnova]

"I bought ice cream!"

the ice cream!!

-falls off of chair-

[snapshott1ng]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

"Meatballs!"

"Bagged Milk!"

[snapshott1ng]

Your personal store of highgrade looks a little... lackluster today. Isn't that odd?

somebody's gonna die tonight

[ariaofvos]

it won't stop squirting.

Uh. Frag. Okay. UH

-sticks digit in the hole in the now broken energon canister behind io’s bar- 

How the frag did you manage to punch a hole in this thing without blowing up the whole place?! 

[snapshott1ng]

-blinks, optic quietly focusing as he watches aria-

uuuh... -raises a claw- it?? was an accident?? this place isn't exactly claw friendly when it comes to containers, okay.

[snapshott1ng]

"You’re going to break me."

hey now, hey now. you’re the one who told me you were strong enough to carry me on your shoulders. if you wanna put me down, fine — but you’ve got to pay for all my drinks at io’s for today, that was the deal.

[ariaofvos]

I have too much pride and too few credits to lose at this. But know that the second I set a pede in your apartment, I’m dumping your aft.

[snapshott1ng]

sure, sure, whatever. faster, my glorious mount, faster!

[ariaofvos]

Oh so it’s gonna be like that, huh?!

-she fraggin’ sprints the rest of the distance to Snap’s apartment, throws the door open, and launches him in-

I WIN

-aaand she falls backwards-

[snapshott1ng]

nownowwaitholdoni-- SLAG

[xxextremeprojectilefriskxx]

are you sure it's going to fit?

W-Well I sure hope so!!! Otherwise we’ll have to buy you another new lense. I still can’t believe you broke it, you’ve gotta be more careful.

[snapshott1ng]

pff. i didn't see that wall, okay? it's not my fault they keep popping up everywhere.

[snapshott1ng]

...What’s that pressing against my back?

it’s just one of my weapons, soundscape, don’t get your bolts in a twist.

-grumbling- i knew we should’ve picked seperate hiding spots…

[soundsgaype]

[stiffens when they hear the hum, dropping their voice even lower in volume]

„

This is it, huh?

After the war and… and everything? This is how we’re going to die?

[snapshott1ng]

we're not gonna die, okay? -shifts again, trying to adjust the position of the gun- if i just... had a bit more... room... 

[xxextremerobointerroxx-blog]

harder... no, faster.

listen. i get that you’re like ‘wow an amazing kickaft fighter’

but! I’m preeeetty sure I don’t need instructions on how to use my whip

i’ve got plenty of mechs that can attest to that

[snapshott1ng]

no no hear me out i think if you just

cRACKED it like THIS

-flails arms around, breaks something-

o h. oops

that wasnt valuable, was it

[xxextremerobointerroxx-blog]

… [sighs]

Nah. Nah. Just. Ya know. A gift from an old friend. Managed to keep it safe since before the war

but that doesn’t matter

It was. Useless. Didn’t need it. Nope.

[snapshott1ng]

oh, well uh

that's good then!

i guess i can just... buy you another

since it wasnt so special, y'kno

[snapshott1ng]

Eyyyyy Snapos! -gun fingers winky face-

[snapshott1ng]

"Bend over."

listen, buddy, if you wanted to see my glorious aft, you just need to tell me.

-bends over, wind blows trenchcoat up over helm- SCRAP

[xxextremerobointerroxx-blog]

harder... no, faster.

listen. i get that you’re like ‘wow an amazing kickaft fighter’

but! I’m preeeetty sure I don’t need instructions on how to use my whip

i’ve got plenty of mechs that can attest to that

[snapshott1ng]

no no hear me out i think if you just

cRACKED it like THIS

-flails arms around, breaks something-

o h. oops

that wasnt valuable, was it

[snapshott1ng]

"You’re going to break me."

hey now, hey now. you’re the one who told me you were strong enough to carry me on your shoulders. if you wanna put me down, fine — but you’ve got to pay for all my drinks at io’s for today, that was the deal.

[ariaofvos]

I have too much pride and too few credits to lose at this. But know that the second I set a pede in your apartment, I’m dumping your aft.

[snapshott1ng]

sure, sure, whatever. faster, my glorious mount, faster!

[snapshott1ng]

"You’re going to break me."

hey now, hey now. you're the one who told me you were strong enough to carry me on your shoulders. if you wanna put me down, fine -- but you've got to pay for all my drinks at io's for today, that was the deal.

[snapshott1ng]

...What’s that pressing against my back?

it’s just one of my weapons, soundscape, don’t get your bolts in a twist.

-grumbling- i knew we should’ve picked seperate hiding spots…

[soundsgaype]

Jeez— just— just be careful.

[they try to keep their voice to a hush before continuing on]

I-I mean, it’s bad enough that we’re in this mess in the first place; I don’t need to worry about any of your guns offlining me instead.

[snapshott1ng]

yeah, yeah. -shifts against whatever his back is pressed against, trying to position his leg so it isn't being crushed between soundscape and a wall-

i'm just tryin' to be prepared, y'kno? what if something jumps us? obviously i've gotta have a gun online just in case. n-not that... this is online or anyth-- -the once quiet hum of an active weapon suddenly increases in volume, as if on cue-

[snapshott1ng]

...What’s that pressing against my back?

it's just one of my weapons, soundscape, don't get your bolts in a twist.

-grumbling- i knew we should've picked seperate hiding spots...