After hours kind of snark

NSFW Sideblog for ofsnarkandmagic | 18+ ONLY | Mun and Muse over 18

[snarkafterhours]

Rules & Guidelines for this blog

I've had this blog for a few months now, but figured it's about time that I put something up. I only give this URL out to those that I want to give it out to. In other words, this is a private and very selective blog.

This blog is VERY not safe for work. Both mun and muse are 18+ and any of my RP partners & their muse MUST be as well. If I find out that you aren't, I'll block you. No questions asked, since I'm well into my 30s. If pushed, this ruling will be made for no one under 21. I have been rping on this site since 2012.

I will not RP with anyone that I have not previously written with before or have not discussed things before with. The blog in question is for @ofsnarkandmagic Doesn't matter, what either. I just have to know that we've written. Period. Bottom line and I won't budge on this factor.

3. There must be some kind of previous interaction, I'm fine with pre-established relationships, but only to a point. We have to build things up to smut. Melvin is a man whore, but I will not likely RP that. He had his fun with such notions ages ago, and I don't want that for him again.

4. RPing smut is my choice and my choice alone. Don't force things, either with myself or my muse. We'll get along just fine otherwise.

Thank you in advance,

Melvin mun

Rules updated and posted July 16th 2025

[snarkafterhours]

“ i’ll  be  good,  i  promise. “

@hangtenn

Those lips of his are currently tasking themselves with exploring every single part of his girlfriend/boyfriend; Melvin had started at their lips and has found himself on the path down that gorgeous body. Yet what Lenny states only deters him for a mere moment at best.

It's probably not the first time that he'd himself letting out a deep throated chuckle from the spot that he'd settled on between their legs.

No, instead the curly haired male shifts that pair of laced underwear to the side ever so much. He'd get them off eventually, one way or another. Seemed a waste to tear them, but Mel would GLADLY purchase a replacement. No, certainly was the least of his worries.

Looking upwards into those icy blue eyes that have pierced him to his very soul on more than one occasion--currently they're causing him to have the BIGGEST boner in the world, but that's neither here nor there.

"Lenny…..is that a promise or a threat, my love…?" A pause as one hand, pushes curls away from his forehead, though has to keep said hand there. Yet he does take another pause to admire the view between his legs, he's a guy, can't help it. "You know that won't affect my eatin' you out 'course."

[anima-cuore]

[rrdcafterdark]

There was not an ounce of Rapunzel that was taken aback by him being experienced at this. There had been such a long span of time that they hadn't been a couple, and even though she'd thought him dead, once she knew he wasn't, it was simple for her mind to fill in that he'd had a life outside of her, and had every right to one. It wasn't like she had sat around forever alone, though no one had really stuck. She'd tried sex a few times, but had never been that enthralled with it.

For some reason, it was different with him.

She smiled, both at his antics and his statement. "Please do," she smiled, fingers grazing over the exposed skin of his back. She knew it would take a little bit for them to fall into stride with one another, and there was a non-zero chance that they'd end up not being sexually compatible, and that was alright, too! She hoped. It would be alright be her, but what if it wasn't alright by him...?

"I'm not... great at this, yet," she expressed, swallowing hard. "Not a ton of practice."

[snarkafterhours]

There had been a sliver of thought that they wouldn't possibly be sexually compatible, but another part of his brain had thought better of it. Filed such a thing away for later thought. After all it did happen, even for two people that were in love with each other. Something of which had happened to him, a tough pill to swallow, but there all the same.

Yet despite his lips being on her breasts and both were being gently by his hands, ivy eyes glanced upwards without missing a beat at her words. Something of which had him pausing.

"That's perfectly fine, sunshine." he muttered, thumbs tenderly and slowly rubbing the top of one breast. "Should…. I slow down a bit….? Or we take a break…?"

[snarkafterhours]

The rain provides the perfect ambiance with the slow music playing. His breathing is heavy, matching Melvin’s. Half lidded eyes glance over his lovers physique. Damn. Sometimes he forgot how hot it was whenever Melvin was topping him. But he would always be happy with a reminder. One hand rests on Melvin’s cheek as the other is happy to be intertwined with Melvin’s. For a moment, words escaping as he feels his thrusts get deeper. But a certain asks finds its way in between the hushed moans. “Kiss me…please….”

@thebewitchedbaker

There couldn't be any other ambiance that was more perfect in his mind for an afternoon love making session with his boyfriend; the way slow guitar playing that picks up every so often thrills him more and more. Though it's those solos that really get him thrusting, a touch heavier than even he'd anticipated. Yet he knows with how rough the pair sometimes get with each other that there are no complaints.

Oh, how he LOVES topping the baker!

Yes, his breathing is heavy, and it matches his partner's, but doing so allows him to show off a bit more than if he were on the bottom. His physique certainly helps with this, the other man's legs dangling over his shoulders as his hand that isn't intertwined with Chris' holds onto the bed frame itself. Good thing it was sturdy and allowed for him to thrust his penis deeper and deeper inside the other man.

However, there wasn't much in the way of thought process--which was perfectly fine, given that his focus was entirely elsewhere. Yet there wasn't a moment of hesitation at the managed question of his boyfriend, a quick nod as he brings their lips together in a rather heated kiss. One of which had him slipping his tongue in soon after.

Might as well, since it would give them BOTH something to distract themselves with as Melvin adjusted his hips with this deeper rhythm. Another shift and he was as deep as he could possibly go. Not that such a thing was the end of things. Not by a long shot.

[notbuckybarnes]

EVAN PETERS The Beauty 1.01 "Beautiful Pilot"

[heylsgowt]

[rrdcafterdark]

Okay, here they went, for real! It was exciting, as calm as she seemed to be about it. She caught the glint in his eye as he looked her over, and bit her lip almost shyly as he leaned in.

Her breath caught as soon as his warm lips pressed to her skin, and she felt herself blushing lightly. Her fingers found his blond curls and she ran her fingers through his hair with an encouraging hum. "I like being kissed basically everywhere," she informed him breathily.

[snarkafterhours]

Never in his life would he shy away from such open encouragement, both from those digits in his curls and the hum that came with them. Yet her words seemed like a permission of sorts, hands working their way down Rapunzel's shoulders, one slipping to the clasp at her bra.

Surely she wouldn't mind if….?

Knowing it would perhaps show that he'd done this far too many times, two fingers slid underneath the two clasps there--having them undone with two small tugs. Though he took his time with removing the piece off of her entirely, kissing near the straps, then worked his way back to his original position. His next move was more daring, warm lips dropping to each breast as he wiggled the bra free in one smooth, practiced movement. "I can make," a couple move kisses, gentle hands now moving to cup one of those newly exposed breasts,"….that happen."

[devilishgames]

[hangtenn]

oh, lennon certainly wasn't one to judge. ( considering that sometimes they are a girlfriend, sometimes they are a boyfriend. ) can you blame them, though? it's not like she's ever gotten to experience having a dick. ( outside the rare times he's used a strap or even whenever they'd used a 'shewee' when hiking. ) the closest they've gotten is usually confused dementia units that seem to not understand the concept of the portable urinal. ( or creepy old men but she would never hold their dick for them, mind you. )

"a couple of hours?! mel! you can't be fuckin' doin' that," his southern accent slips out slightly, though a soft smile spreads across their face. even though they've been together many, many times---....she can't help but still feel a blush form over their lightly freckled cheeks, icy blues shifting away from melvin's face and focusing on---...more important things. ( she still can't help but feel embarrassed, even with the familiar weight of his cock in their palm. ) gingerly, long fingers wrap around his cock, almost looking at melvin in a sheepish way. "well, never not with a patient---....and they are usually so small they need help with the urinal," a nervous laugh. "--...i'm ready,"

[snarkafterhours]

@hangtenn

By being in a relationship with Lennon, he quite literally gets the best of both worlds so to speak; call him bi in a whole new way, Melvin would certainly allow you to do so. Though there was a part of him that wondered about the functionality of the other gender's parts, but that would be an entirely separate thing. One of which wouldn't involve exploring every part of said parts, not that he wasn't down for that. Because he very, very much was! But for the time being, such explorations weren't about this very current experience.

"I lose track of time when I touch my typewriter--it's too easy to fuckin' do. You of all people know that," there's emphasis on that final word, though there's a grin upon hearing their southern accept slip out. If it wasn't for how close they currently are to each other (Melvin can swear he can hear the softness of her breath) and what they are about to do, the sound alone would make his heart flip-flop. Maybe he should allow it to anyway? Either way, he's very aware that Lennon's entire focus is now on Sean Peen, and that makes the blush turn his visage a sun kissed hue. "Well, we don't have to worry 'bout me bein' small since I'm five point twenty-seven inches, my love." A laugh of his own, a slight pause as he shifts his focus, and he's able to let out a slight stream out of the tip a few moments later. Hopefully their reaction is quick and it hits the toilet bowl as intended.

[hangtenn]

lennon wasn't trying to look into the situation too hard. as far as he's aware, it's actually really common for girlfriend's to just want to hold their boyfriend's dick while they pee, yanno? ( it's a curiosity thing. ) yes, this is definitely a conversation that has been had late at night at the nurse's station. ( don't ask. ) so, she'll let him take her hand and lead him towards the bathroom, once again counting her blessings that they're actually alone in his flat and mellie hadn't decided to pop by for a visit.

the witch shuffles in, socks easily sliding against the bathroom floor with a giggle as he stops next to melvin, wrinkling her nose playfully. "well, yeah. i don't want you to get a uti from holdin' your piss," a giggle leaves them once again, playfully rolling his eyes. their hand reaches out, palm out. "gimme,"

[snarkafterhours]

Melvin was certainly no stranger to the whole girlfriends--sometimes boyfriends too because who he is to judge--concept of wanting to hold their guy's dick while he peed. Over the course of things, he'd only got a few women in their eleven-year stint of not being together to comply with the idea. Very much a curiosity thing indeed. For literal genitals that they didn't have, that he very much did and didn't mind sharing.

It comes as no surprise that Lenny is one of these, but he also remembers that he's a nurse even when they're off duty. Something he can appreciate, even as he laughs with a shake of his head. "Only been a couple of hours, but if you insist," he shifts as close to as possible, opting for pulling his length over the waistband instead through the opening in the fabric. With a slight shift of his hips, Melvin manages to get his penis into the palm of her hand. "Let me know when you're ready. I'll start out slow, in case you've never done this 'fore."

@hangtenn

[rrdcafterdark]

She laughed softly. "I mean, in general yeah, but a lot of people operate differently in the bedroom than in the rest of the world."

She didn't mind the slow pace at all. Fast was for when it wasn't their first time together. For now, everything was being savored, and also giving each other ample opportunity to change their mind. Consent was so so so important, and that meant every step of the way.

She lifted her arms for him, so he could remove her shirt more easily.

[snarkafterhours]

With her arms raised, lifting her shift off was done with a sense of ease, then tossed over one of his shoulders to worry about later.

There's a delight at the sight that is suddenly in view, his girlfriend freshly shirtless--of course it's the only article removed so far. Yet, it's thrilling all the same. As if he's still that teenage boy in a sense, but with far more knowledge. Much more know how and all that.

Choosing not to hesitate, he goes back to the task at hand and presses kisses to the new exposed parts. Which would be her collarbone and even lower. It was a judge of where she wanted him to go next. "Mhmmm that they do, but I see no reason to be," he muses in between peppering right above her unexposed breasts just a bit.

[snarkafterhours]

[ CONTROL ]:  sender  is  riding  receiver  and  receiver  takes  control  by  guiding  their  hips.

@hangtenn

For the life of him, Melvin couldn't quite imagine how they'd ended up in their current positions, in his bed and flat on his back. His length was very much deep into Lennon's folds, balls deep in fact, and her riding him like the queen of the bedroom that they were. Gods, if heaven did exist, this was certainly a close second.

No, it was probably as close as he'd get with being Earth side.

Not that he minded in the slightest; yet there was an itch in him to take control, without changing their positions for even a moment. What with that view of them crouched as if riding on a saddle, and he was….well, he didn't know what he was besides sweaty and gobsmacked in the best way possible. "May I…?" He managed, with a hitch of his breath, reaching up in the next moment and guiding their hips with hands that couldn't help the new motions that he created for them both.

Oh, yeah, that was a tad better. Not that there was anything wrong with the motions before. Just a bit more bounce in those hips of hers, a touch more in those beautiful breasts. If he went insane during this, nobody on Earth could blame him. Not by a long shot.

[hangtenn]

of course it took them a good---...what? thirteen, fourteen years to finally go in the direction they were supposed to go. ( at least, that would probably be mellie's argument. ) though, the way they came together was good for them. it made sense for them. ( at least, it did for lennon. )

there is a moment whenever lennon's arms drape over his shoulders, softly head butting melvin's shoulders with a soft hum. icy blue eyes shift to look at him again, raising an eyebrow. "of course i'm gonna name it. he deserves to have a name, don't it?" a giggle leaves him, cheeks turning a slight pink. "oh? you've got me curious. why don't you lead the way, hmm?"

[snarkafterhours]

His own cheeks had gone a tad pink, but then again that was probably given whose company he was currently in and with what he had planned. All Melvin could hope for now, was that certain aspects of his body wouldn't be shy. Talk about a sudden disappointment if that was the case. Yet despite those icy blue eyes of theirs piercing something within his heart, he took up her hand into his own--the fact it wasn't accepted didn't bother him in the slightest.

Once in the bathroom, the light switch was switched on, though the door was kept open a few inches since it was just them. Once that was all prepped, he lifted the toilet's seat and gestured Lennon closer, followed by unzipping his fly and reaching into his boxers, but pausing for dramatic effect. "Now m'lady, Sean Peen has quite the pee prepared 'or you. May he make his appearance?" He inquired, glancing over at him with an impish delight in his ivy eyes.

@hangtenn

[snarkafterhours]

[Cont. From] @hangtenn

There were a lot of things between them that had been a long time coming; yes, Mellie would be relieved to know that things were FINALLY taking off. Was it in the direction of most couples? Not by a long shot, but he knew that couples were something like snowflakes and no two were alike.

A sound that is somewhere between a giggle and laugh falls past his lips, a nod of his head making those blonde curls bounce a tad bit. "I did, and you know I horribly am. Can't help it," he does nothing to stop himself from leaning into those arms of his, even for just a moment, and then offering an out stretched hand. "Already named 'im, have you? Not that I mind, love." Suddenly he was all too glad they were over at his flat versus his twin's. "Also, if you want, I could show you one of Mister Peen's primary functions."

[makkaveli13]

A girl straddling you is the hottest thing ever and no one can tell me otherwise

[salaciousthoughts]

While she’s pinning your wrists down

[rrdcafterdark]

She loved his hair, all curly and touchable. After he moved it from his eyes, she did the same, even though it no longer needed it. "I like it long," she assured him. "But don't keep it long on my account. Your opinion of your hair matters more than mine."

She would never, ever try to tell someone what they had or couldn't do with their hair. She'd suffered too much of that, herself.

Still, so long as they were on the subject, she toyed with the long back, twisting a curl around her finger before pulling her hand away.

"Okay, your turn," she smiled. "I figure we'll take turns, one step at a time. Keep it even."

[snarkafterhours]

Fair was fair in his eyes as well--even a part of him suddenly wished he had a ponytail holder on him. Even if it was one of Mellie's she'd left behind would do. Anything would've done!

Well, and little did he voice so, but he rather liked his hair long too. With its slight streaks of grey peppered in here and there. Did Raps ever notice that?

"That's usually 'ow I operate, but you probably already knew that," he quipped. If she hadn't before, she definitely did now.

Moving his arms back down, those hands of his worked their way down her sides and took his time about things. Might as well, after all. After a few moments, Melvin had made his way to the hem of her blouse and began to wiggle it upwards. Though part of him wondered, would she mind what speed he'd chosen?