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@snarksniped
made a horrible mistake of thinking abt this dude for more than five minutes so hewwo everyone
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BOY , HE DOESN’T SEEM TOO FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF SELF PRESERVATION DOES HE ? she’d expected maybe even a half - assed attempt to cover up his witness status ( the usual babble of i didn’t see anything ! promise i’ll keep quiet ! ). although the name makes a little sense of it —— the ah crew are CERTAINLY a gang she’s heard of. they’ve got quite the reputation about los santos. she’s surprised he backed down so easily , in all honesty. “ you saying you’re one of the fakes ? ” it’s possible. they don’t tend to show off their identities. then again it’s just as possible he’s LYING.
Bold of Velma to assume he knows what self-preservation even means. If anything, Ray’s a little smug about the situation in the way he manages a little smirk beyond the pain of bleeding out. “ That is exactly what I’m sayin’, ” Ray answers, raising an eyebrow. He isn’t sure if that’s gonna get him shot or not, maybe even thrown into a hostage situation-- that’d be the worse fate, actually. Lady doesn’t seem like she knows a thing about mercy and he isn’t exactly up for dealing with a torture session. “ ... You gonna shoot me again, or what? I have games to get back to. ”
Ryan:
“ ALL YOURS , BUD. ” HE WANTS TO MAKE SOME DUMB COMMENT about how cookie dough is an overrated flavour , only in the hope that ray will be infuriated and try to correct him —— but for once the dumb enjoyment of being ANNOYING seems less appealing than the opportunity to just chill for a few moments. SO RYAN HOLDS HIS COMMENT and passes the carton over ( doesn’t throw it this time ). he grabs one of ray’s rejected flavours at random , a chocolate swirl one , as well as his own spoon and sinks back into the couch. “ sorry if they’re a little melted. ”
“ Uh, hell yeah it is. I wasn’t gonna share. ” Do people share pints of ice cream? Probably, but those people are losers that don’t know how to indulge every once in a while. Ray takes a moment to side-eye Ryan’s choice (a good one, but definitely not the best) before removing the top and shoving the spoon in to test how melted. “ Nah, this is like... the perfect amount of melt. Way better than the time I stuck one of these in the microwave too long and just splattered it everywhere. Jack almost choked me out for that, remember? ”
Fuck You:
’HE WAS TAKING IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS. The small things that spoke of the other’s emotions, the things that spoke of PAIN and PERHAPS FEAR. He enjoyed it, far more than he should- the edge of his smile pulling up a bit more. He knew how much it had HURT, he had been in the situation before- something about the fact of standing on the outside of it, NO, CAUSING IT, drew pleasure from him.
’THE SMILE WAS TORN AWAY. The bloody spit hitting him just caused something that spoke of a question, a silent ‘really?’. THEN THE HIT CAME. Proximity his own cockiness didn’t allow him to avoid it, the foot still connecting hard against his nose and upper lip even as he attempted a step back. It was a hard hit. Hard enough to cause him to stumble back a step, for him to clench his jaw and teeth tear slightly into lip. Darker then natural blood seeped through the cuts in his lip and the hit nose, along with some small spider-line droplets coming from where mask dug into flesh from the kick.
’HARD ENOUGH TO BECOME ANIMOSITY. There were many factors that led to the once Mad King to speak the threat ❝ -—- you’re going to regret doing that❞. Many factors that attributed to him RIPPING the other down from the hook, and a through of The Entity’s claws in the process. The first factor was the fact that any new pain had been given to him. The second one was the one in his mind, speaking ‘how dare he?’ The King’s dignity GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM. The third, was because he had the POWER to. He, in his mind, didn’t have to exhibit the same type of restraint to stuff like this anymore. NOT IN THE WAY HE HAD TO IN THE PAST. All of these mixed into the angered man that threw the other to the ground, placing knee against the others chest as hand grabbed for his weapon that had fallen to the ground. The blade rest against the others shoulders, below the throat. ❝ -—- Oh, you’re REALLY going to regret doing that❞.
Ray’s not the type to take pleasure in another person’s pain, not when the victim hasn’t done anything to deserve it. However, he can’t help the weak smile that breaks across his face as the Mad King reels backwards from the blow. A laugh comes to the surface as well, tired but loud with pride leaking into each ‘ha’ that he gets out. It’s too satisfying to see the blood run on his face, payback for the shit everyone has had to put up with, for his current state on the hook--
The last part isn’t true anymore, he discovers. The time between coming off the hook and hitting the floor blurs together into an entire block of pain, Ray’s teeth digging into his cheek to keep from letting out any sort of noise. With a blade so close to his throat, he’s a bit amazed at how calm he can play this. Accepting death is easier than struggling at this point, especially with how he’s retaliated and gotten the backlash for it. Escape is futile (unless someone comes for him, a thought he stops entertaining quick), Ray only staring up towards the Mad King with a barely faltering smirk.
Do or die, as they say.
“ Am I? Am I really? ” Despite the pain running throughout his entire body and the blood in his mouth (partly his own work), he can’t keep the condescension off his tongue. He’s always been curious about what decapitation feels like anyways: it’s not really a method people have used on him before. “ If you’re gonna do somethin’, then do it. Stop standing over me and kill my ass already! Unless you’re scared that the Entity’s gonna tear you in half for stealing its kill, but that isn’t my business. ”
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four of my six drafts are for rabbit so this is a personal apology to @applaudemise for being slow at All Things
Ryan:
“ I KNOW YOU TOO WELL. ” GRIN SPREADS , glad there’s no argument from ray on that one. and not too unhappy that it’s only the two of them here. he dumps the bag down on the floor near ray before wandering into the kitchen. grabs a random handful of spoons. “ catch. ” not much of a warning as he flings a spoon in ray’s direction. “ and move your legs. ” again ryan doesn’t wait for a response before flopping down in what space remains on the couch beside ray. begins to rummage through his plastic bag , reading off the labels. “ you want cookie dough ? chocolate ? that weird one with the marshmallows in it ? ”
Ray’s a little too eager about the ice cream to correct Ryan over his sarcasm. Plenty of routes are available in regards to making him shut up for a while (sweet treats, duct taping his mouth, kissing--), but that’s a lesson to teach at some point that isn’t now. The spoon smacks the back of his hand as he goes to catch it, letting out a small yelp. Jesus, metal against knuckle isn’t a kind sensation in the slightest, Ray taking a moment to glare at the utensil before snatching it up off the couch cushion before Ryan sits on it. “ Is that a real question? Cookie dough, you absolute animal. ”
What’s it like to have a good father
a what
Meg:
@snarksniped // ❤ you !
❝ got that AMMO you wanted. ❞
it’s followed with meg DROPPING a bag into ray’s lap. she doesn’t mind doing errands for the crew BUT she’s not fond of doing it just because they’re being too lazy to do it. if they’re GENUINELY busy ? sure ! but she’s almost positive ray hasn’t moved his ass from the corner he’s hauled up in, playing on his ds. she might be a bit MIFFED but not enough to be annoyed for long. if ray plays his cards right.
❝ i’m adding you to the FAVOURS OWED list ! ❞
“ Ow. ”
That’s gonna leave a bruise. Ray scrunches his eyebrows up, plucking the bag off from where it hit his thigh and setting it aside before rubbing at the spot. Then again, there’s a genuine possibility the lack of tact is entirely well-deserved, aka, it definitely is what he gets for being a lazy ass. The DS shuts and he looks up at Meg, choosing to flop onto his back in order to stare up at her without craning his neck.
“ Favors owed? What kinda favors are you thinkin’ about? Killing someone, being a fake date somewhere, uhh… I’m out of ideas, but gimme some details. ”
me, dragging my oc from when i was like 12 into modern times: Hi Honey
bold of you to assume i die
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
a family can be a god and his collection of new immortals that he loves dearly
*coughs up blood in a sexy way*
" screw it ! i'm doing two beers ! i'm doing beer ! " ryan ........... is drunk
[angus voice] this note just says ‘i’m super gay’ || accepting!
“ What happened to the plan? The one where everyone else gets drunk and we make fun of ‘em? That plan? ”
Ray’s feeling just a tad betrayed at this moment. Asking for Ryan not to fall for the intoxicated challenges from the rest of the crew was, in itself, a total mistake. Face is cupped in his hands and he just shakes his head, a long-suffering sigh flowing between the cracks in his fingers.
“ If you throw up because of this, it’s your own damn fault. I’m gonna go somewhere that isn’t here, okay? See ya. ”
night in the woods → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞
❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞
❝ I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ❞
❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞
❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞
❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞
❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞
❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞
❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞
❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞
❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞
❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞
❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. ❞
❝ It’s a fantastic ass right? ❞
❝ No fascists at this party! ❞
❝ You could vape. ❞
❝ You know when your body is like ‘Uh whoa I almost died,’ and you get all hyper because you’re filled with dolphins? ❞
❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞
❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞
❝ I’m like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞
❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞
❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK. ❞
❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞
❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞
❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞
❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞
❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞
❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞
❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞
❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞
❝ Okay, I don’t feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞
❝ I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞
❝ You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead! ❞
❝ I am super, super gay. ❞
❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞
❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞
❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞
❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞
❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞
❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞
❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞
❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞
❝ I’m just glad I didn’t – yeah, anyway. ❞
❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞
❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞
❝ Screw it! I’m doing two beers! I’m doing beer! ❞
❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞
❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞
❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞
❝ I don’t even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞
❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞
❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞
❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞
❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞
❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞
❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞
❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞
❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞
❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞
❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your… issue? ❞
❝ You’re home enough. ❞
❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞