Marimo and Cat

4/20 ♈/♉ 22 Non Binary(They/Them/Their), enjoys all puns. Nintendo ID: ectojohnegbert

[catchymemes]

[jackmeister]

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.

[everythingfox]

[tramampoline]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

took a while but i did it

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[wolberdan]

dragonite but they’re dragonair

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[milf-adjacent]

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[phrenotobe]

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

[shameshomalo]

[dynastylnoire]

All the kids at the same time “ OOOOOOOOOO”

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[wywaderguy]

[bonegenderarchive]

[monotonyasylum]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[mevil]

[beyonceisstraight]

this is the rudest thing ive ever seen

[edwardbateman]

[roboticutie]

[depsidase]

[priestesscard]

[archfighter-deactivated20240221]

@killyfromblame

[lescarnetsdehaku]

I'm finally watching Avatar : The Last Airbender and Kyoshi warriors are too powerful for me

[loveable-korrasami]

respectfully, suki can step on me and spit in my mouth❤️

[funnytwittertweets]

[headspace-hotel]

This says something about human nature, but what

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch