Gay Stuff And Shitposts

Alex | 18 | spoiler alert : girls are AMAZING | Cute animals are my weakness | All I can confirm rn is that I for sure like girls and that’s pretty much it | 6 feet of mess | I’m a tall ass bitch 😤

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[cryptocase]

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Phase 2: country roads

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

no homo but my dick look like a dick

[rcktpwr]

—– that gay shit —–>              me

[semiphase]

the notes tell a different story

[rcktpwr]

FUCK!

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[weirdnessisgood]

[curseworm]

always keep a cyanide pill between my teeth when i go to renew my id just in case i make a fool of myself in front of the honorable mistresses of the dmv

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[rylandsgrace]

The suicide squad (2021)

[etriva]

#wait is this the dude that fucked John Constantine? (x)

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah. Yeah they fucked.

[now-phaeton-flier]

I really feel like a person shouldn’t be judged because of sleeping with one Englishman.

[cipheramnesia]

He was just in a really dark place at the time.

[kipplekipple]

Yes, inside John Constantine.

[twerrrk]

Karl Heinz Weinberger

[pileofknives]

*pissing and shitting myself because I can’t find my pants wrench*

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[peashooter85]

Bruh like the gold and silver medalists for women's skateboarding are 13 year old girls when I was 13 I once put grapes in the microwave thinking they would turn to raisins.

[thebluehue22-deactivated2025061]

They do this too they are just also really good at skateboarding.

[wilwheaton]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[becuzitisbitter]

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[casperscareschool]