It is I, the sneakiest sableye

Secondary account for sneaky, sneaky things.

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[duploka]

having a kid is not easy bro

[xw36]

[bafflednpc]

if binghe had just been an angry crier then jinlan city would have been resolved so fast. he tries to threaten sqq but his voice cracks on a sob and sqq crumples like a wet napkin at lightspeed

[let-me-iiiiiiiin]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[segamascott]

[capacity2]

He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[lansplaining]

the fact that bingqiu canonically have extremely bad sex is just so so so good and funny

[lansplaining]

no other books exist

[mikkeneko]

[plagues-and-poisons]

@bat-incooking-school

[bat-incooking-school]

The bar is on the floor

[tall]

[memeuplift]

[markovchaingang]

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

[revilonilmah]

It's a big ol' Poke Summer Festival!

[gouged-doll]