AAAAAAAAAAAA

[quinnmorgendorffer]

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????

[dilfosaur]

it’s past my bedtime time for schmando

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[officialfrenchtoast]

its this guy lmao

[cozza-frenzy]

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

[nicejewishguy]

when life gives you lemons

[iraffiruse]

[castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis]

THIS IS AMAZING

[juliathesavage-blog]

One of my fav comics

[sparkytay]

Dude. I was so bummed when a local sandwich shop took their Elvis sandwich off the menu! PB+Banana+Bacon all day everyday!!!

[pr1nceshawn]

[shmemson]

I’m dying

[razputinthecuteone]

[tonightshow]

Good lord.

[sque2013]

FREE THEM

[sneakyboi3-blog]

FREE THEM

[amvs]

[sneakyboi3-blog]

the only acceptable tiktok

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, the most impopular opinion I have is that I honestly enjoy playing Destiny 2.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Okay you guys are clowning me for using “impopular” but I SWEAR I typed out “unpopular” and my phone autocorrected it to “impopular” and I went ???? and typed “unpopular” again and it autocorrected to “impopular” AGAIN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[hardcovers-softspines-deactivat]

@sodomymcscurvylegs what do you main?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Hunter! Gunslinger! :D

[defianttyrant]

Pride Dice Hearts on Redbubble! Don’t see your flag? Feel free to send me a request!

[marjaart]

ehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I LOVE BOB OK DONT JUDGE

[valiant-joss]

I feel like this is a collective mood.

(PSA obviously bi people exist- Guys I’m bi myself - and mccree can be bi, I’m representing the idea of a gay mccree in this post and not the mccree character itself)

[yourepoweredupgetinthere]

i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[r-ssjm]

Americans be

[nyghthawk-deactivated20180317]

shart

[sorel-was-right-deactivated2018]

in the local walmart

[florentineking]

[fourdabloons]

@mens-rights-activia finna capitalize on this

[mens-rights-activia]

This would be a 12 second song max 😂😂😂

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[ebolazaire]

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

[red-isotope-deactivated20181109]

I can smell this post

[rshathul-deactivated20211207]

i tricked a kid into chugging bubble solution in one of these basements

[occoris]

i live in california, where basements are a myth, but the church i grew up going to had a room like this in the rec building and i would like to add the following:

theres lights in there but the whole place is never more than half lit

the tvs are like 24in max, probably smaller, always CRT

theres a nintendo 64 but it only has one game

[hypotheticalwoman]

In my dad’s church there is no basement so it’s the second floor that’s like this. The room-behind-a-room is the storage space behind the Sunday School room. Also none of the carpets have been replaced since at least 1970.

[csevet]

ours was the “multipurpose room” aka the gym for the gradeschool

which was itself a functioning church before the big church was built

so there’d be us having hawaiian punch and pizzelles and just look up and. notice. a basketball in the rafters.

[dirtybootynuts]

[yoozuhbish]

When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me

[mens-rights-activia]

Is eating someone who’s been cremated cannibalism? Saw a post about eating ashes and thought you’d be able to weigh in after you made such a good point in the clone video 😂

Short answer:yes, it’s absolutely cannibalism

Long answer: although it is technically cannibalism, the quantity and state of the human remains makes it a new form of cannibalism. A more benign cannibalism. It’s kinda like when people eat their (or that of others’ 😳) finger nails or hair, I mean technically that’s consuming human body parts(albeit these are not really the meatiest parts but still part of a person). So yeah eating ashes is cannibalism #confirmed

[0v9]

Not so fast. According to the dictionary, eating ashes would not count as cannibalism. Although I’m sure we can agree that sometimes a dictionary can have an unnecessarily specific definition, I think, in this case, it’s absolutely correct. Although, morally, I do still agree it would be wrong to consume a person’s ashes.

[mens-rights-activia]

Well aren’t ashes technically just overcooked flesh? It’s still cannibalism

[wigpisser]

The ashes are actually mostly bone, the flesh/bodily fluids burn so early in the process that there’s little left of them at all in the ashes, the bones however are semi intact so they get put into a grinder that pulverized them into what we know as ashes

[mens-rights-activia]

Okay but there’s still reminans of flesh, albeit it’s very tiny, but it’s still there when you’re eating it. So it still holds water that it’s cannibalism

[wigpisser]

More importantly, if I wet the ashes, freeze them in the shape of a penis, and use said ash penis as a dildo is it technically necrophilia

[mens-rights-activia]

Me @ this thread even though I sanctioned and facilitated most of the conversations on here

[ninja-plz]

There is not /one/ /not one/ normal day on this God forsaken site

[antacidsnake]

I was all fine and good with the cannibalism, then someone dove straight to necrophilia. I’m out.