I'm a clown and I'm sneaky

25, she/her, lesbian | this blog is basically just stolitz as this point | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/sneakyxthexclown/works | available to beta read!

[sneakyxthexclown]

Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia longs for more than golden palaces and suffocating duty. He dreams of blue skies, open fields—just one taste of freedom before he's shackled to a woman so cruel she makes demons look nice. Blitzø Buckzo dreams too—of escape. Of a life where he’s no longer enslaved by his father’s debt, scraping by in a world that’s never shown him mercy.

They were never meant to cross paths. Stolas is royalty; Blitzø is a nobody. Different lives. Different worlds. Different universes.

Until the day Stolas takes a chance. Desperate for one day of being free, he slips away from the palace and toward the city. There, in the chaos of the town square, two souls are forever entwined.

But their lives have no intention of letting them stay together. And when the world is against you, sometimes freedom comes at the highest cost of all.

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Officially announcing my new stolitz human AU:

What Would It Be Like to Be Free?

Very loosely based on Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, this fic tells the story of Blitzø and Stolas as they meet, fall in love, and eventually are forced to choose between their duties and their freedom. I have been working on this since January, and I am so, so excited to finally be releasing it! This fic has everything, from brutal angst to cutesy fluff and everything in between!

@hyperfixed-owl has not only been an amazing beta but also a wonderful friend and my biggest cheerleader. Thank you so much, Saurus ❤️

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Out now!!

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[sneakyxthexclown]

Normally I wouldn't spend this much money nor even make a post showing my merch purchase, but this is my first official pride month being out as a lesbian to my friends and family!! I decided to treat myself with helluva boss merch!

I had my first, genuine, full-blown panic attack when contemplating coming out to my parents and telling them I was dating a girl. I experienced a lot of distress and anxiety during that time, and I can't believe that was already four months ago. It felt like the end of my life, and I'm so lucky enough to say that it wasn't, and my relationship with my family didn't change at all. I know other people don't have the same experience, and sometimes have the exact opposite that I did. It's not something I take for granted.

So I wanted to make a post saying happy pride month to EVERYONE. Whether you've been out for twenty years or whether you're not out to a single person or whether you're somewhere in between, I hope you find a way to celebrate you sometime this month.

🏳️‍🌈🩷🫶

[sneakyxthexclown]

✨Coming May 25✨

Catch up on Part I now!

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[sneakyxthexclown]

Okay soooo no one hate me, but I procrastinated so much that I need to push this back to June 8th 😅

So sorry to everyone who is waiting I promise the first chapter is coming soon!! On the bright side, this gives everyone more time to binge reach Part I beforehand!!

[larryisnotagirl]

Updated group photo of my Helluva Boss Perler family! ❤️❤️

It’s been so fun designing my own the last few weeks- obviously the scale isn’t perfect and I haven’t made up my mind on black outlines but I think they look pretty cute.

I’m taking suggestions for other characters to try!

[shirohzbn]

[blitzwhore]

What if...?

What if now that Stolas is living with Blitz, he starts noticing there are nights when Blitz cries in his sleep? What if he finds out there are nights when he even screams and calls out for his mom?

And Blitz has no idea he does this, and Stolas doesn't know how to bring it up. But Loona notices how worried Stolas looks after one of those bad nights and decides to broach the topic with him.

And she says, "yeah, it's been happening ever since I moved in with him. I thought you knew, with all the times he stayed at your place overnight."

But Stolas didn't. Because Blitz never had those nightmares when Stolas was holding him and sleeping next to him.

[stolitzsings]

Happy WIP Wednesday!! I am super excited because I just started my first multi-chapter fic for this fandom! Chapter 1 is out now, and here's a little teaser from Chapter 2:

"Oh, you're not even a little bit bi, are you?" Blitz said at last, catching Stolas completely off guard. "I— what?" was all he managed. Blitz brushed past his half-response. "Okay, so the whole "wife" thing was never gonna work. But didn't you have… I don't know… a boyfriend in high school? O- or just a friend you made out with sometimes?" Stolas could only shake his head and avoid Blitz's gaze. He felt humiliated that his own lack of experience was so self-evident. Another too-long moment passed, and then Blitz sighed. He crossed over to the office door and turned the lock, making Stolas's head jerk up in surprise. Then he walked over to the couch and sat down. "Come here." Stolas could only stare. Blitz rolled his eyes and motioned to him. "C'mon, Stolas, come here." Hesitantly, Stolas walked over and seated himself next to Blitz, his back ramrod straight. They were so close together that Stolas could feel Blitz's thigh pressing up against his. He tried to avoid thinking about that too hard. Then Blitz turned towards him and lifted a hand to Stolas's face. "W-what are you doing?" Stolas asked, blushing even more. "De-sent-ization," Blitz replied. It took Stolas a moment to parse. "De…sensitization?" Blitz grinned. "Yeah, that's the one! Only one way to get you more used to it, so pucker up, Stolas!"

Tagging @blitzwhore @theradiodaemon and @bookishcatcafe if you wanna share! 💜

[theradiodaemon]

Thank you for the tag @stolitzsings ! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a WIP. I’ve been working on a BIG project that will be done at the end of May and so to showcase some of it, I’d like to post some of the recent impsona’s of some of my mooties I’ve done that will be incorporated into the final project.

They’re not all titled and I can’t fit them all all in but I have more than this lol :) (to my mooties who have one but don’t see it here, this is why lol)

Hope everyone enjoys!

@blitzwhore @larryisnotagirl @hyperfixed-owl @neurospiczzzziee @caldella @helluvagirlboss @sneakyxthexclown @leniiskindacool @sonuvablitz

Tagging @yasmiralotta @hellamews and @fuzzandfeathers if they want to share! :)

[sneakyxthexclown]

EEEEEE LOOK HOW CUTE I AM AS AN IMP!!!!!

@theradiodaemon did a FANTASTIC job on all of these!! So much detail and personality!

[sneakyxthexclown]

Hi! I'm so happy about the update the second part of the fic! (It's a series, so can I call it "Free series" maybe?) Anyway, I'd like to ask you a favor: could you describe the physical appearance of the boys, Blitz and Stolas? There are so many human designs around that I've totally forgotten what yours were like and I don't want to overwrite them in my mind, thank youuuu

Hi! Thank you so much for the ask. I believe their official descriptions are in chapter three, but here are the highlights:

Blitz

Tan skin

Dark brown hair with some white strands, it's shaggy but he keeps it out of his face for the most part

His face looks much like it does in the show except...human, lol. So his burn scars and tattoo are in the same places and look the same. The scars are more faded, so they would probably be closer to white than red now.

He has other scars over his body too, most of which are hidden by his clothes except for ones on his hands.

Brown eyes

Perhaps one of the bigger differences between my Blitz and other human Blitzs is that he is taller. I usually picture him to be maybe 5'10.

He likes to cover his arms because of his scars and also because he thinks he's Cool™ so he is almost always wearing a flannel that he leaves unbuttoned. He'd wear a random band shirt or some other kind of graphic t-shirt underneath. He's loves to wear black and leather as well.

I can't remember if this is actually mentioned or not in the fic, but his ears are pierced. He has both of his lobes and then a few helix piercings. His left ear has more piercings than his right.

He does get arm tattoos, but he doesn't get these until sometime in Part II.

Stolas

Pale skin

Grey hair but not in like a grandpa way. It's a shorter cut, but he has a few strands in the front that flop over his forehead and land kind of close to where his eyes are.

Blue eyes

He's around the same height as Blitz, maybe an inch or two taller.

His ears are pierced, just classic lobe piercings. He wears a lot of rings.

His clothes are always very fancy, obviously. He wears a lot of dress pants/shoes and then some kind of ornate jacket. He does have a crown, but he hates wearing it and only does if he has to.

Hopefully that gives you a decent idea, but I love to answer specific questions if you have them. Thanks for taking an interest in my fic, and I'm glad you're excited for Part II! <3

You're super close on the series title. It's actually called "Freeverse." Free...Universe...Freeverse :)

[neurospiczzzziee]

Quick Drawing I started yesterday! Hope y'all enjoy.

[sneakyxthexclown]

✨Coming May 25✨

Catch up on Part I now!

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[hellamews]

smog's a bitch

[hellamews]

you knew that answer was coming, stolas. you can't be upset

[hyperfixed-owl]

So, I’m no artist, but that frame of Stolas from the Season 3 trailer had me in a chokehold so I had to 🥰

Huge thank you to @theradiodaemon who helped me on my artistic journey!

[theradiodaemon]

He’s the Boss Bitch 😉😊. Inspired by a photo of my friend @antivillain at LvLUP expo. They had cosplayed at Blitzø and they had a hat on that said ‘BOSS’ that was amazingly bejewelled and so I just HAD to put the ACTUAL Blitz in the same hat :)

[shirohzbn]

[sneakyxthexclown]

Hii! I really really loved your What Would It Be Like To Be Free fic, I often think about it. Are there any news about the second part? No pressure, I just can't wait~

Hi! I'm so happy you enjoyed part 1, and it makes me so happy that you care enough to ask about part 2!☺️

I believe our minds might be connected because I actually had plans to make an announcement about part 2 this week!

Soooo stay tuned! I'm sure you'll learn more very, very soon. 🤭

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