rocky on the trip back to erid: *in his xenonite ball* "when my crew all died of radiation poisoning you were just being born isnt that weird"
grace, touch starved and drunk off the last of Ilyukhina's vodka: "can yuo burn me again"
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rocky on the trip back to erid: *in his xenonite ball* "when my crew all died of radiation poisoning you were just being born isnt that weird"
grace, touch starved and drunk off the last of Ilyukhina's vodka: "can yuo burn me again"
grace worried his clothes are going to be culturally weird on erid, only to find out that eridians do in fact wear clothes and that rocky is just a weird little freak
Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt
Stratt, standing in front of a room of Important People TM: What we are about to watch for the first time is recordings from the Project Hail Mary. These videos may very well save humanity. Press play.
Grace, on recording: I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT I’M DOING.
Voice from back of room: welp, we’re fucked, it was nice having life on Eath while it lasted.
Stratt: Please remain silent. I assure you he has this under control. He’s got this.
Grace, on recording: THE WAY IN WHICH I DON’T GOT THIS.
Dude, your glasses
screenshot redraw that took FOREVER (it was 5 hours)
oh worm?
weight of the world.
there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip
Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.
Bro is cooking
i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
The problem with reading starstruck fics is that you don't know which storyline is going to doom them first so you just sit there awaiting the ticking time bomb
aroace grace is the no1 'ship/notship' for me when it comes to multishipping grace but damn starstruck is soo funny when the dynamic is
grace: oh yeah I kinda slept with ryder a while back but I was in a low place and it is super embarrassing so I hope to God he forgot
ryder: that man is the love of my life
It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere