Smile

life is too short to care about the opinions of the petty and selfish.

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[dailychrisevans]

CHRIS EVANS and ANA DE ARMAS on the iPhone 13

[mothgiirlfriend]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Notice how the time is stopped during the swap :).

[neil-gaiman]

Getting the cyclist and the pedestrian to stand still was easy. Getting the pigeons to stop flying and just hang in the air like that took ages.

[elvenlords]

TOM STURRIDGE as Dream of the Endless The Sandman 1.08: “Playing House”

[wetchickenbreast]

the wizard roleplay on this site is such a strange phenomenon like it’s just always something that’s There and i never usually stop to think about it

[mikubinders]

it’s not roleplay they are real wizards talking to each other

[wetchickenbreast]

oh my bad sorry for invalidating the wizard community

[just-spacetrash]

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

[heslittle]

[sappharah]

me: sends a picture of my cat with his teeth sticking out

my entire friend group, suddenly de-aging by 25 years: toofeses… teefies… teef

[sappharah]

this was the picture

[szollibisz]

Everyone in the academic art field is like "it's important to observe and take inspiration from the old masters!" ok then, take some inspiration from those gay little renaissance dudes and start drawing buff women. Now.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[sublingualspiro]

technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth

[podplease]

Funnily enough

[ectoimp]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[localairport]

Due to the currently ongoing rain all the airplanes are wet

[3liza]

every time i rediscover a Life Hack from like 30,000 years ago i feel so stupid i want to kill myself. ive recently started using a normal reed basket i just found by a dumpster to carry shit around my house. i need to bring 8 things from the kitchen cabinet to the stove to bake some cookies. ok i put them in the basket, i carry them to the stove. when im done with each ingredient i place it in the basket. at the end i take the basket back to the cabinet. i do this instead of making 4-5 trips because it's too many items to hold at once. i feel like a genius. i feel like a moron. i love my simple reed basket

[helloitsbees]

[3liza]

ok here she is, absolutely crammed with crap i am about to put away. and for this trip I'm tidying up the kitchen generally it's not just the ingredients from one meal

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[gay-for-fingerless-gloves]

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…

[muppetshow2026]

ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM

[miphasdream]

LUMPY NIGHTMARE PUMPKIN LADY by Rachel Maksy (@rachel.maksy)