Lord of the (un)Funny

✨sleeping✨ 🏳️‍🌈

[snekafka]

Welcome to my blog guys 🐍

Hello! I'm Kafka - a silly snake guy full of anxiety and chaos

Early 20s

He/Him or They/Them (my gender identity is a mess)

Asexual and ???romantic (currently figuring it out)

I like to write, but I'm not too good at it lol

This blog is for eveything, mainly memes, thoughts, art and reblogs of stuff I like. Not sure what I'm gonna do here yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet anyone and be friends!

I'm trying to be more social online and irl

I can be overly formal at first OR completely blunt

Don't let that scare you off

I love everything and everyone <3

[gotta update this post {later}]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mayfriend]

king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

[anxiouscryptid]

Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

[lierdumoa]

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

[modmad]

Wolftopia is OPALESCENT are you KIDDING ME

[maila-fr-blog]

MudMan emerges

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[sammywammyidk]

[rara-avis-fr]

i now own the greenest dragon who's ever existed

[snekafka]

suddenly ninjago

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[snekafka]

me drinking something more casual tonight

[boundingfeather]

[flightrising]

[ID] Screenshot of Mutron's forum post that reads Hi everyone, was wondering if you could please take turns using the server, thank you

[snekafka]

slaying dragon game color randomizer 💅(ice basic your fate is unknown [for now])

[oopsiespooks]

made merrigan into a small transparent image for the old oaks discord to use as an emote, feel free to yoink

[gimmethemprimals]

Hi. I am pitting bad bitches against each other.

Do the tierlist yourself here!

[snekafka]

Joxar is my love what can I say

[flightrisingmemes]

[snekafka]

tidelord is my dad and flamecaller is my crazy auntie (the cool one, you know which)

[snekafka]

they all spin now no way 😭🙏

[bakugames-fr]

the cetacean merrigan you drew is completely hideous and what we actually got was far better. sorry the designs don’t appeal to you and the No Taste crowd personally, but perhaps the people actually running the petsite simply have a better understanding than you of what will dress well? it’s a MODERN BREED that needs to wear the same clothes as all the other breeds after all, it can’t look like an ugly whale covered in tumors like you want it to for some reason

whale covered in tumors is so funny. have you ever seen what cetaceans look like anon. hop off my goat (boto and belugas and ugly cetaceans)

[bakugames-fr]

this thing is the only cetacean built w the feature of giving you a nasty side eye w a shitty fucking grin

[snekafka]

Tumors, really? Anon you good?? You ever seen an animal? Like, real life one? Yes, fr is a pet site and has a style, but it doesn't mean it can't have various types of designs. If anything, it should have many types of dragons that are different from each other, especially when breeds are from diffrent flights. Water dragons will(should) have traits that fit aquatic life, that's just how it is. There's so much potential here and simplyfying everything to "It needs to be slim so people will like it and clothes have to fit" sounds kinda ignorant and even fatphobic.

[snekafka]

can you call it fatpocalypse?

[snekafka]

to dream of desirable identity

[snekafka]

fearless fathom crew 3: abyss level sea sanity guide