Keep it Crispy

personal blog, I rarely tag, she/her, adult

[buy-more-oranges]

Fanart of @aroace-madness 10/10 fic I just love it

read the fic!! its by Chaotic_aroace on ao3

[avabarton5]

Havoc when asked why he calls Ed “Chief”

Havoc: i call ed chief because I met the guy when he was waist high, sixty percent baby fat and had just physically threatened the dictator of our country with a spear to the neck. You ever meet a twelve year old who could, would and did nutshot god? Trust me, you'd call him chief too Havoc: plus calling him chief was hilarious. Still is. Have you seen the guy? I'm six foot seven he comes up to like, my elbow

if y’all haven’t read “snipers solve 99% of all problems” go read it now on Ao3

[nitewrighter]

I love the trope of wizards pushing up their voluminous starry wizard sleeves up their skinny arms to cast a spell, but also consider: Wizard pushing their voluminous starry wizard sleeves up to cast a spell and they’re just fuckin’ jacked. 

[tinfigs]

more snipers doodles heheheehe

[silentwalrus1]

hey just wanna say i enjoy reading how much of a slut (affectionate) you make the amestris peeps are in snipers. thank you for that

not to get deep on it but i like to imagine that in a society/culture with less misogyny than ours there would be less stigma and systemic punishment around having sex, which would naturally lead to people having a bit more of it

[demonicdeviation]

A collective list of every nickname Ed has given Voldemort in Snipers

Snipers Solve 99% of all Problems by @silentwalrus1 on Ao3 up to chapter 85 

Lord-

Wal de whatever

woogie boogie

fuckaroni

macaroni

fettucine

alfredo

carbonara

volleyball

vermicelli

rigatoni

wahoonie

whackadoodle

tortelloni

calamari

bucatini

volumetry

vaudeville

vasectomy

vasculitis

ventriloquy

valedictorian

vacuole

vagrancy

volgograd

veranda

wastebasket

windmill

wingwang

Waitlist

warthog

waterbed

vegetables

wiffleball

watercolor

wader boots

waterballoon

wickergate

vinyl player

vanilla bean

vindaloo

waterbus

variety show

whackadoo

vanity table

vodka sauce

[ex0toxin]

property brothers

[tinfigs]

Work wife Ed elric (trusted) (rat)

[silentwalrus1]

Obsessively drawing for my own fic? In THIS economy? it”s more likely thank u think

[pumpkin-daydreams]

Full sketchbook page. I have lost my goddamn mind, somewhere between this fic (Snipers Solve 99% of All Problems) and Caveat Emptor. Even if I had no interest in the FMA fandom, I would have gotten sucked into this author — silentwalrus's — writing, because it's so dynamic on all fronts: characterization, devil-detailing, world-building, plotting, thought-provoking ruminations. Reading it makes me want to jump out of my seat and run around my house like a neurotic shih tzu because I can't contain myself, it's too good. I'm trying to channel the Jitters into art instead. So: here, I hope you enjoy!!!

(A note on bottom right: Ed scales No. 12 Grimmauld Place. Last time I was in London, my AirBnB turned out to be smack in the middle of the hellhole known as Woolwich, and I was thinking of Woolwich when I drew Grimmauld Place, which might not be geographically or architecturally accurate, but I don't care!! It's all about vibes!!)

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[galacticsabc]

Two of Us

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[shrugsinchinese]

Wishing everyone a very Happy Earth Day with Stratt, who always put Earth first! 🌏🌱

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Stupid ugly statement