WWSD?

Mouse. Ancient les. She/Her. I cry and get horny to sneezes in here! 🙃 Kindly move along @ minors and judgmental vanillas.

[snezus-christ]

Uninstalling tumblr for a bit to make room on my phone instead of deleting 2450 dog pics. Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza and Joyous New Year, see yall in 2021.

[head-colds]

a person trying to fend off a sneeze by wiggling/scrunching their nose a lot is the most thing ever

[head-colds]

the thing is is that there is an alternate universe out there where the bodily fluid that was in the mlp jar that got boiled was you-know-what

[mymilkshakearcade-deactivated20]

I love when someone notices and comments on the other person’s health. 

“You’re sick? You haven’t had a cold in years!”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you sneeze this much.”

“Are you feeling worse? You sound so stuffed up.”

Being aware of the little things is just perfection.

[head-colds]

someone who’d prob never do the following sober, but at one point when they’re drunk and suddenly have to sneeze, they grab/steady themself on the shoulder of a nearby friend/partner as they turn away and pitch into it, and by the woozy grip the other person can tell (1) how strong it was and (2) how much it would’ve unsteadied them without the hold

[nitewrighter]

Here’s the original thread on twitter, but as someone who has done a lot (a lot a lot) of anonymous fic prompts, I’ve had this happen to me and it absolutely feels exploitative and uncomfortable.

[allergenius]

when ur horn-a-roonie turns into a dang-diddly disaster; the aesthetic

[snezus-christ]

How is Stephanie Beatriz so smoldering hot?????

[snezus-christ]

Tie her up, make her sneeze, and sit on her face, in that order.

[head-colds]

hhhhwhen someone’s voice gets hijacked for just a sec or syllable or so by emotion and it either turns it a little choked and thick, or a bit hoarse and brittle, and though neither is as salient as if the voice had broken, both are still sooo like....idk..gotta clutch at me heart about it

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[snezus-christ]

My girlfriend got laid off and it makes me sad for many reasons not least of which being the fact that I won't get anymore workday wavs with her one coworker saying "gesundheit!" in the background.

[snezus-christ]

I'm so emotionally healthy right now and I hope I never take it for granted.

[snezus-christ]

Exhaustion gets me hot, emotionally. Fighting and eventually succumbing to exhaustion, even better. Just like sneezing, it has that vulnerability aspect. Someone who is sleep deprived desperately trying to stay awake for whatever reason = hot. Someone who just can't help but drift off in the most inconvenient of places because they're just so tired = hot. Someone needing to be physically escorted to bed or a soft place to sleep because they're too drained to even move their feet independently = hot. And when someone trusts someone else enough to drift off in their presence or even their arms... 🔥🔥🔥

[head-colds]

[head-colds]

[snezus-christ]

My jack off muscles have gotten so weak.