stay blessed

also shat ur whore mouth

[senberet-deactivated20241003]

the signs in 2018

aries: gets sneezed on

taurus: gets sneeezed on

gemini: who?

cancer: gets sneezed on

leo: gets sneezed on

virgo: gets sneezzed on

libra: getss sneezed on

scorpio: gets sneezed on

sagittarius: getts sneezed on

capricorn: god bless you

aquarius: gets sneezed on

pisces: gets sneezed on

[n0set0uch]

on monday im going to visit my cool sneeze friends @softcorescorn @senberet @snez and @allergenius >:3 be jealous

[allergenius]

HOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE

[allergenius]

ok but how many of y’all on okcupid 

[welpsomehowigothere]

My typical saturday night routine was interrupted.

Here you go @senberet

[allergenius]

Concept: getting whumped by your job when you get called in for a night shift and work morning the next day. Barely any sleep between and still recovering from a cold you can't shake

[just-a-nervous-bean]

Yknow what gets me good?

A summer cold paired with bad hayfever and then the phrase “God, I’m so f/kin sick…”

[senberet-deactivated20241003]

please join our discord :)

[allergenius]

when your cologne make her sneeze 👌👌👌👌👌👌

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

  👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏

👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃

[allergenius]

I’d like to point out that I’m 10/10 miserable right now but it’s because I made out with a sick person 

[snez]

SNEEZE FETISH DISCORD

there was enough interest that i went ahead and made a fetish discord! the link is here: https://discord.gg/DhWZykt

if anyone needs help with discord or anything let me know and i’ll sort you out! hope to see everyone there >:3

reblog to spread the word please!!

[snez]

hey i fucked up and forgot to add in the original post that the discord server is only for ages 18+, can you guys do me a favor and start reblogging this version instead? i fucked up lmao! thank you

[allergenius]

as someone who gets off on on topic phrases, you bet my big gay ass I’m going to use being sad as an excuse to say “I don’t feel good” way too often 

[snezus-christ]

[senberet-deactivated20241003]

"wazoo," yelled sneezy sid seductively in 2004 as he opened the door to the snozet filled with 14% clothes and 86% dust,

“gazoontite!!!!!” SAid Darlene who was 5′6, 107 pounds, and had long blonde hair and green eyes, she was turned on by the sneeze but did not say anything but trust me those loins wEre warm i wonder if he has a cold

[allergenius]

when you get your first forum warning 

[senberet-deactivated20241003]

literally nothing in the world funnier than reading a sickfic where the author types out stuffy talk only it’s the version where they just make the first letter of every word a “B” and not changing anything else

[kinkyes]

🅱️tuffy 🅱️alk

[allergenius]

when ur friends make snsezzing vids but u can’t watch because they’re like your bros and you don’t wanna be a homo

[allergenius]

cool blog: [follows me]

me: ok but are u aware that i am a massive fucking disappointment