Slit My Waist

I am a DL fan! I like to do request's! I like to talk so I post regularly! Love y'all~ Message me when ever you want to rp! I will Respond as soon as I can!

[thirstus-annus]

Have you seen Mark simping over Lady Demetriscu (the tall vampire lady from resident evil 8)?

mark "it's not a sexual thing" fischbach lmaooo

[thecyndimistuff]

@ every single one of you blowing up my notifications by simp-thirsting on my vampire lady/thanos height comparison post

[lacoleccionistadeojos-deactivat]

DIABOLIK LOVERS 9th ANNIVERSARY || SAKAMAKI BROS.

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[bludragongal]

I drew the first picture as a joke but now I guess I have 2 new OCs….. their names are Knives and Yes Ma’am

[ethicalmemes]

Realm Of Owls Meme #EthicalMemes

[donlemefo]

[phcking-detective]

YES!

YES

[pinof]

the suite life finale

[briefnightmarefire]

[coolman229]

#NO FATHERLESS CHILDREN IN MY LOBBY

[cursedcatimages]

you do you, little dude

[ursoself-satisfying]

Freddie reincarnated,,, back on his bullshit,,,

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lainey Molnar

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

i truly cannot believe someone accused mitski of keeping them as a child sex slave (that her dad BOUGHT FOR HER AS A HS GRADUATION GIFT) in her SUNY purchase dorm as like a 19 year old and not only did y’all buy that shit but also had the fucking nerve to lecture people for “celebrity worship” as though this moderately famous indie singer was kylie jenner or something all the while said person keep creating a more and more fucking ridiculous story which included a claim of suffering from stroke-level brain damage and memory loss from being pistol whipped and assassination attempts from their family members AND working with the FBI to expose their parents…..and then deleted and y’all were like “well leave them alone this is a normal response to some other trauma” ???????????????????????

[mr-downer]

[dillyt]

[megafreeman]

Damn, yall started writing “your parents sold you to one direction” fanfics in the form of callout posts

[becausebirds]

“My relative did an eye exam on a Great-horned Owl”

[madsciences]

I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl

[spiralmenace]

LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST

[answrs]

“Great Owl, Great Owl, what do you see?”

“S O M E”

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

boyfriend just got in the shower and went “Oh Crap” and i went !!!!!! and he paused and went “Can you please take my glasses.” and then his glasses poked out the side of the shower curtain and i was like damn. ADHD be Like That.

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

im deceased

tags @justanothermeaninglessjumble

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

UPDATE:

showed this to the boyfriend on my phone and my account and he went to reblog it because he forgot he was not holding his own phone : )

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

UPDATE:

boyfriend did Not appreciate my hilarious post, per his tags

[krystal-prisms]

Omg

[toopunktofuck]

ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

god this is missing the best part JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea. AYN RAND Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve. JIM HENSON He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

lmao

[tallulahshorts]

Savage

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand. 

[jeanelaine]

Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato

[princess-fuckrosa]

[yamatonerd2199]

Some highlights from the tags:

Glad to see we’re all on the same page. 

[incorrect-re-quotes]

Claire: Truth or dare?

Leon: Truth.

Claire: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leon: Dare.

Claire: Go to sleep.

Leon: I don't like this game.

[whitepeopletwitter]