Bloody Hell.

Harry Potter with a side of The 100. Or is it the other way round?

[jaxperjordan]

Original friendship: Jasper and Monty

[fruit-chaat-blog]

marry someone who will sing Disney songs with you

[fruit-chaat-blog]

if you’ve never hidden your favourite snacks in your underwear drawer you’re lying

[snitcheroonie]

How I flirt

Me: take me out

Crush: why?

Me: bc i'm trash :)

[snitcheroonie]

tumblr textposts give me life

[snitcheroonie]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[hoodjab]

Ok but when I worked there they were so strict in what I could wear…? They made sure my outfits were whitewashed and that I never had anything ‘traditional’ on. Hell even if my hijab had to many 'patterns’ they’d mention that it 'doesn’t match your outfit’. Now they have the audacity to basically appropriate a abaya, but I bet you if I showed up to work at forever21 dressed with that on. They would’ve sent me home.

[analish]

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

[snitcheroonie]

show clarke: i have to stay alive and keep everyone else alive and make emotionally and morally challenging decisions and i can't allow myself to be distracted by anything or anyone

book clarke: ok it's been 20 minutes i need to kiss someone

[snitcheroonie]

I wish I could magically transform an Australian accent into a person and then marry it

[snitcheroonie]

why yes

these are my battle scars

from my battle with acne

[lightedss-deactivated20180424]

employer: why do you want this job?

me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$

[snitcheroonie]

best thing about the 100 books: finn collins doesn't exist

worst thing about the 100 books:

RAVEN REYES DOESN'T EXIST???????? WTF????????

[mugiwaranonamii]

REPEAT AFTER ME:

THE LAST PLACE CLARKE GRIFFIN IS GOING TO GO [WILLINGLY AT LEAST] IS ANYWHERE NEAR THE PERSON THAT BETRAYED HER, BROKE HER TRUST, AND LEFT HER NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL 300 INNOCENT PEOPLE TO SAVE HER OWN. 

[morleybob-history-deactivated20]

[snitcheroonie]

Saying goodbye

friend 1: bye

friend 2: see you later

me: In peace, may you leave this shore. In love, may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels until our final journey to the ground. May we meet again.

[snitcheroonie]

Imagine if every time you started procrastinating someone magically appeared and slapped you

[hawkingsbird]

the way to my heart is with food