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Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

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HAHAHA

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best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

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this is everything

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Dramatic pauses

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Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters

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"Elsa and Merida are two of my favorite role models because they make it normal to not have a prince save you along the way. They make me feel strong in my independence and I hope others see it the same way."

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This is such a frustrating statement. Ariel saved Eric. Rapunzel saved Eugene. More than once, may I add. Pocahontas saved John Smith. Should I continue? Falling in love with someone doesn’t make you weak or defenseless. You can be an independent woman and still find your prince. It is nice to see that not all of the female Disney characters end up with someone, but that doesn’t mean they are stronger than the characters that do.

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#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

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Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

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Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

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FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

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World’s Best Boss.

The Adventures of Erwin Scott, Part 2.

Part 1 here

screencaps & editing by me

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I like how most of my dash is full of people upset about the update.

And then there’s this.

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Press B to crouch.

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This is a sneaking mission.

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Awesome Disney easter eggs you need to know about (Part 2) [Part 1]

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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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THINGS

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CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

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This is it

This is the post that made me lose my sanity

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This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out.

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I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear

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Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

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I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

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if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

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Just filled out my health insurance forms!

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yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

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I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

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Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

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No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.