Can you do Record of Ragnarok Poseidon x female human reader? (Romanticโค๏ธ) The reader is a fighter of humanity who is going to fight Poseidon. While in the fight the reader does not take the fight seriously not even the slightest. She was just dodging Poseidon very easily. She was having a normal conversation with him, she was teasing and roasting him and the gods in a very disrespectful way. She would laugh at him often. She would even dance while dodging the attacks. In one move, she made Poseidon fall to the ground while trying to get up Poseidon noticed that the reader was sitting on him like he was a chair. (Like in Jujutsu Kaisen when Gojo fights with Sukuna and sits on him.) She even gives him a middle finger. The reader wins the fight without any trouble and without killing Poseidon. But after the fight, Poseidon couldn't forget about her.
OH MY FRATZ This is so bad bitch vibes!!
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"Well..." Heimdall started, clearing his throat, "Welcome to round three of Ragnarok, the ultimate battle between man and maker. With mankind struggling under two losses in a row... Oh what a shame! The blessed creators have forsaken their children to suffer this harrowing ordeal. But, hey, that's the gods for you. They do as they please, that what defines them. So let's bring out our next challenger. Here comes God warrior three, it's time to get wet!"
The gates to the side open, leading water roughly flowing through the stairs below. But all split in half with a tap of a foot.
Heimdall took the cue, "If they say Zeus is the father of the cosmos, that makes this champion ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ง, ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ง ๐ข๐ซ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ." Cheers of the gods erupted the heavens.
"Even other deities quake at the thought of provoking his wrath. Everyone fears him! One of the three most powerful Olympian immortals, also known as Zeus Enalios, he's the king of the aquatic, the wonder of the waters...
๐๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐๐จ๐ง!"
Heimdall finished, there Poseidon was, standing fierce with a bored look on his face with waves behind him. Humans and Gods looked puzzled by him.
He scoffed, "Circus of filth." The arena stayed silent for a while until there Heimdall starts.
"Pop quiz! Brought to you by the fool who's challenging our maritime master. Getting ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ by a witches spell for all her life, She is known as humanity's wild life deceiver! The person any creature fears! The woman who inhabited materials inside her body! The woman who can make anything form with her bare hands! Being underlooked as a weak fragile woman despite her looks, don't let it fool you! Oh no! Don't ever! Because a single death look from her exotic eyes... *๐๐๐๐* INSTANT DEATH! Entering thou heavens,
Between the opened gates, there was no one there. This made everyone confused, including the Olympian Immortals.
"Uhhhhh..." Heimdall puzzled in confusion. Until a small figure behind him showed up, he looked behind and saw a... ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ค๐?
"Boo!" A much larger figure appeared behind him and this time, "Ahh!!" Heimdall screamed as he stepped back. Standing there was ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ฉ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฌ. Hand in hip with a grin on her face.
Each God and Human just looked shocked at the sight of the woman there. Meanwhile back up the arena, Loki was giggling and laughing at the scene down there. Aphrodite simply smiled as Shiva looked bored.
Y/N looked at her opponent at the opposite side of the circular platform. With a tilt of her head as to why he's just looking at the side instead of his opponent, but shrugged it off anyway as her snake slithered over to her, disappearing in ashes as soon as it comes in contact with her skin.
Gasps filled the arena seeing the scene unfold. She made it over to her left standing in her position across Poseidon.
"Ehem, in this corner, the ocean god Poseidon, versus humanity's snake deceiver, Y/N!"
Silence filled the heavens as neither Poseidon nor Y/N moved to fight. Poseidon remained looking at the ground with Y/N looking at a chameleon she just made. No one dares to make the first strike.
Y/N's chameleon disappeared in ashes like the snake, she started to make something again, more of a weapon type. Coming out of her hand was a tyrant looking exactly like Poseidon's, Eyes we're on her item as well as shocked faces and faded gasps.
Just then, Y/N grinned, wanting to try something. She threw the tyrant she made, over to Poseidon, with no one noticing her flicker out and following after her tyrant. Poseidon easily dodged, there came Y/N coming out after the tyrant with a new weapon in her hand, aiming to strike him and succeeding, leaving a cut on his cheek. Laughing as she did so.
"Yow! You're no fun at all! Surely the ground isn't that pretty huh?" She teased, just then, Poseidon aimed at her but was easily dodged by her. Another swing, another miss! Swing, miss! Swing, miss! Y/N was dodging each and every one of his attacks! There Poseidon goes, he went on his knees for a second then jumped so high.
Y/N looked in amazement, seeing him up so high, "Away with you." He said, by then, thousands of his attacks were falling down at her. She just flipped him off by his statement, with Y/N dodging every single one, Gods were just surprised at how flexible she was. Y/N randomly thought of a song, dancing to the song in her mind while dodging attacks. Up in the arena,
Ares looked bewildered with Hermes looking shocked as well, Every single living being were just going crazy inside their head!
Y/N humming as she danced, making ninja stars in the process throwing them up to Poseidon. "Surely this isn't the 'king of the aquatic's full power?" She started. "What a joke!" And laughed.
Every god in the stadium froze as some were angry at her statement. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Her laugh echoed the heavens as Poseidon looked at her dead in the eyes.
'Hm. This is getting boring' Y/N thought. "Might as well end it." She mumbled, sudden land was rising below her feet every dodge of Poseidon's dome. She jumped high making her at the same level as Poseidon. Quickly made a staff to knock his feet down, leaving both of them falling. Poseidon fell down with a thud, laying down on his abs. He tried to get up but felt a weight on his back, there was Y/N sitting on him looking sleepy.
Silenced surrounded heavens but got interrupted by Heimdall. "O-oh my!! I can't believe it! Ladies and gentlemen, I'll have to announce that the winner of round three, is Y/N!!"
The stadium was filled with cheers from the humans and devastating looks from the gods.
Y/N got up from Poseidon, watching as he stood up and making his way to leave gritting his teeth quietly in anger. She made way over to him, "Good game, Poseidon." Then leaving the arena as well.
Time skip over onto Poseidon...
He couldn't believe it. He lost. He lost. To a mere human too. Ugh! The way you looked at him with those gorgeous sharp eyes... wait no! Why am I thinking that??? He then started having thoughts about you all the time. Thinking when you could meet him again.
This took so long for a short story๐ญ
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