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! SLIGHTLY.

“Okay but I definitely didn’t do it. You have no proof, and I’m wearing an awesome hat so your argument is invalid.”

&&. ‘ so no one’s been recording the real world on my dvr, then? it’s a ghost? ’

#( * slightly. )

! JACK.

“Do you think it’s wise to start my first day of teaching with a movie?”

&&. ‘ well it’s a sure-fire way to get the kids to love you. ’

#( * jack. )

! TOULOUSE.

“Wait, why — why are you looking at me like that? Do I ‘ave something on my face?”

&&. ‘ you have paint, like...all over your face. ’

#( * toulouse. )

! AURORA.

“oh? well, whose blood is it, then? well, if that doesn’t work, bring it to a dry cleaner.”

&&. ‘ some douche who didn’t know how to keep his mouth shut. or know how to treat dogs. ’

#( * aurora. )

! BILL.

“Cold water, soap. If you use hot water it’ll only make the stain worse. Can’t count the number of clothing items I’ve lost from not treating a blood stain. A fucking travesty.”

&&. ‘ and this is the precise reason i’m mildly terrified of you. thanks, though -- this is probably the only nice shirt i have. ’

#i'm laughin g #( * bill. )

! AURORA.

“How did you get blood on your clothes? Bloody nose? Soak your shirt into cold water immediately and rub the stain with a bar of soap, then just put it in the wash and hopefully it works.”

&&. ‘ let’s just say it’s not mine. alright, thanks -- and if it doesn’t work is it safe to say i’m screwed without some bleach? ’

#( * aurora. )

&&. ‘ does anyone have a way to get blood out of clothes that doesn’t involve bleach? ‘cause this is my favorite shirt and i am not about to ruin it. ’

#mrdnstarter #i hate him have fun

ingridbergman

LOOK AT THAT DOG!!! 👀👀👀

#!!!!!!!!!!!!#( * my best friend - hookfang. )

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#( * i need...several drinks - musings. )#( * berk squad. )#probably

dejasoo

get to know me meme (10 current celebrity crushes)

↳ [2/10] Dylan O’Brien

“Part of growing up is realizing you learn to love so many people. It’s about forming relationships and finding what will last forever.”

#he's such a uf cking nerd #( * he's got something to prove he's got nothing to lose - sam. )

“oh, definitely -- i can’t imagine anyone thinking that, though. eh, i feel that, it’s fun to mess with people,” he shrugs, before putting on his best brooding and scary face, steering away from the other subject expertly. he’s done it many times before. “am i scary?” he asks, voice an octave lower.

#lmao i d ONt #*nani

“i would really hope so, though he makes it plain obvious.” sam had to fight back his giggle as he thought of it, his eyes flickering down to the poppies. “oh -- you do? thank you so much...he’s going to love these.” he has a fond grin on his face when he thinks of his boyfriend, his hands clasping together. “you’re right -- he really does.”

#l OOK AT THIS FUCKIN DORk #i looked and u did bb !!#*rosetta #dw