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[rslashrats]

[pastadoughie]

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[peekychu]

[custer-mp3]

[callmebliss]

What are we measuring here, bestie?

[callmebliss]

Sorry @delightedcrow this can’t remain hidden in the notes you are too correct

[destery]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[supermodelcats]

[rhotic-shwa]

mr j chilling with a flappy style

[straycatj]

It looks the flag of the laziest team or someting......

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[invioletswithyou]

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[kenyatta]

[louis-pain]

vroom vroom

[navnavprime]

White Pikmin widdalwy hiddin the gwiddy

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[professorupdog]

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this