no thank you

please dont touch me

[thebootydiaries]

proof that the sun is fake

if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists

[crychan]

Was that english

[thebootydiaries]

allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold

[sir-shitalot]

Translation: I speak bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

im not bilingual im straight so stop??

[thunderoustablethighs]

Proof there’s too much stupid in the world. Science and physics are a thing along with coherent English please learn all of them so no one has to go through this again.

[thebootydiaries]

shut the hell out my face

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

pffffff hahahahaaaa this is great XD

Confession time: As much as I absolutely hate bad grammar and idiots who spout nothing but bullshit and refuse to be open to checking their facts and changing their opinions, it secretly gives me immense joy to know that these people exist because it validates my status as an intelligent person. Also, this shit is funny, omw. It’s terrible, but it’s funny. I enjoy moments of other’s stupidity almost as much as I enjoy it when people who aren’t idiots take the time to tell them off. I live for this shit!

… Long story short, I’m an asshole and I’m shallow as all get out, but at least I’m relatively smart while I’m at it! Yeeeah I need a life… 

[thebootydiaries]

shut the up ur entire mouth region

[alienby-deactivated20210105]

[snotworm-blog1]

someone with mild depression/anxiety: i can feel my inner demons ,,,..watchign me...they crawl through my head... ....dont come too close darling...,,

mentally ill ppl: chill

[memegod]

[jacey-deactivated20200402]

@ecto-skeleton

[willmelon]

Visit Original Link

[lovepal-deactivated20160802]

drink ur guice

[lovepal-deactivated20160802]

orange guice

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[shittyidea]

Beef flavored chewing gum

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

this bad boy right here

[projectormom]

I get that ‘animated character with a standard model outfit has a whole closet full of that same outfit over and over’ is a standard gag, I get that. But that does not even come close to adequately explaining why Steven has like 200 t-shirts. You have a washing machine, lil buddy. Do you only do laundry twice a year? If so, why bother having a washing machine? And the gems just think it’s normal either way; their clothes are like welded to their bodies or whatever, the poor things have no frame of reference. They just accept it and help him fold his 200 shirts guys…there is a better way…

[nyctosaurid]

actually this is one of my favorite takes on this joke because there’s actually a pretty subtle and good explanation for it; steven’s shirts are Greg’s old band merch:

[rupoors]

[acertainmaybe]

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

[therainingkiwi]

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

[mothmo]

Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.

Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[icarus-found-you]

This Page is for he he he he he he ha ha ha ha hu………….

[yyanick]

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

[agentdalecooper]

me