Snow Leopard s

I like snow leopards. It/Itself. Do not refer to me as "you" or "your".

[songfawn]

let's lean with mama

[snow-leopard-anon]

dude this is exactly how my blog started but like. you can guess in what way it was different

I did kinda imagine that yeah Do you have any advice for like. switching more easily between my main and this account Having to log out then in every time is kinda a hassle

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

YEAH YES YES‼️‼️ i don't know if you use the app or not but i keep my main there and use the website for this one :]

[snow-leopard-anon]

dude this is exactly how my blog started but like. you can guess in what way it was different

I did kinda imagine that yeah Do you have any advice for like. switching more easily between my main and this account Having to log out then in every time is kinda a hassle

[snow-leopard-anon]

(talking on my snow leopard phone) Hello, yes. Fill my ask box. yes please. thank you.

[snow-leopard-anon]

woem

gasp. evil snow leopard anon?

[snow-leopard-anon]

Do you want some snow?

- Sanon

i have enough snow on my 1000 mile home range but i will gladly take more

[pearl-in-vinegar]

(i'm only doing this because i'm thinking about watching bridgerton again..... sigh😢)

My fair lady,

It has come to my attention that two anonymous snow leopard connoisseurs have come to ask for your hand. Be that as it may, I am here not to prove myself to you, but rather to lay myself bare before you, and not your, ah! egregiously boisterous Mama, for it is ultimately your eyes that are what judge me for what I am. Hopefully your expectations are met by my limited eloquence.

If I weren't too nervous to see such ethereal beauty upfront, I would have came by in person, but perhaps written correspondence shall do for now. However if you were to be so generous as to invite me, perhaps I would garner the courage to bear witness to your divinity, and properly become acquainted with your Mama.

But alas it is entirely up to your discretion. After all, it is you who has my heart captive.

Yours,

T. C. Delacroix

Good sir,

Please receive my extreme apologies for the forthright reply, but I am afraid I cannot accept your profession! Alas, my heart has been taken - quite simply - by another, though my mother insists on these silly games in favour of my finding a more… how shall I say… respectable suitor.

And thus, I am forced to gently but firmly hand you your heart back, sinews and all. Good sir, you seem incredibly kind and loving. I hope you find a lady willing to enable such amorous devotion in the future!

However, if your heart and conscience would allow, I would be overjoyed to welcome you to dinner with me and my dear mama! A friend is a friend, even if the entanglements of love are involved.

Hopefully forgiven,

Cristabel R. Pearlwood

[snow-leopard-anon]

far be it from me to weigh in on such matters but uhmmmmm. meow i think. I'm watching from my thousand mile home range and meowing. I have a thousand mile home range. Does that make me a respectable suitor

[snow-leopard-anon]

Prepare yourself, comrade

- Sanon

mining corporations have hunted the home of the snow leopards for too long we will take down capitalism. also miauuuu

[pearl-in-vinegar]

Snow leopard anon, I beg of you, turn on anon asks 😭

- Sanon

@snow-leopard-anon (!!!!!)

[snow-leopard-anon]

oopsie. must be a part of my girlish whimsy

[pearl-in-vinegar]

currently dead in a ditch

- signed, evil snow leopard anon

@snow-leopard-anon some good news for you (one suitor less for me </3)

[snow-leopard-anon]

NOOOOOO COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

[pearl-in-vinegar]

Not sure if you recognize me from Lenny’s blog, but he suggested I unionize with your anon and I plan on following through their recommendation.

SNOW LEOPARD ANON WE MUST EAT THE RICH IN CLASS SOLIDARITY AND DEMAND JUST PAY FROM OUR ASKEES (maybe)

- Sanon

I DO RECOGNISE YOU <3

i will create democracy and provide a welfare state UNPARALLELED in modern memory 🔥 YOUR SALARY SHALL BE MAXIMUM WAGE

[snow-leopard-anon]

me and my army await orders we are at your command. fuck the rich down with the ruling class. i mean uh meow auuurrrr.