- ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
โ Being your friend should come with a warning label. โ
โ Itโs amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. โ
โ Are you mansplaining my power? โ
โ Emotion isnโt exactly your strong suit. โ
โ I donโt believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. โ
โ Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. โ
โ Thereโs nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. โ
โย Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. โ
โย Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, Iโll think of you. โ
โ Iโve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. โ
โ Not hugging is kind of our thing. โ
โ When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. โ
โ Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.ย โ
โ Except I wonโt cry and whine like a child. โ
โ I canโt believe you were in a secret society and didnโt tell me. โ
โ You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision youโve made today. โ
โ Emotion equals weakness. โ
โ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. โ
โ These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. โ
โ Sometimes I act like I donโt care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. โ
โ I like to win. Is that so wrong? โ
โ For the record, I donโt believe that Iโm better than everyone else, just that Iโm better than you. โ
โ Use the words โlittleโ and 'girlโ to address me again and I canโt guarantee your safety. โ
โ If he breaks your heart, Iโll nail gun his. โ
โ You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. โ
โ When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole. โ
โ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless itโs concealed. โ
โ Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. โ
โ Tears donโt fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again. โ
โ Please, flattery will get you nowhere. โ
โ Iโm not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. โ
โ Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song. โ
โ Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I donโt do tears.โ
โ Itโs either they write our story or we do. You canโt have it both ways. โ
โ I donโt need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. Thatโs enough torture, even for me. โ
โ I donโt bury hatchets. I sharpen them. โ
โ Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. โ