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♠️♦️How to Divine Using Playing Cards ♥️♣️
♥️HEARTS♥️
♥️Ace: home or close environment. Could represent a visit, travel or a change of address.
♥️King: an influencial man, someone who has the power or ability to do something good for the querent. Money, wealth, success in love.
♥️Queen: A trusted woman. Someone knowledgeable and faithful. One who always plays fair. Trust, honesty, friendship.
♥️Jack: A good friend to the querent, someone close, a cousin or confidant, someone they have known for a long time. Friendship, relationships (usually family-related), and gathering or celebration.
♥️10: A good card: means good luck, can counteract bad cards around it.
♥️9: Harmony, prosperity. Also known as ‘the Wish Card’. If surrounded by bad cards, these can represent obstacles that need to be dealt with in order to get the fulfillment of the wish.
♥️8: An event, a celebration, a party/wedding ..etc. Some sort of ceremony that is already in the works, or is being planned.
♥️7: A card of disappointent. Usually indicates a partner or other person failing to keep their promises. If this card comes up when dealing with some sort of plan, expect that the other person will back out.
♥️6: Warning card. Someone may try to take advantage of the querent. Also, the querent is being used by a close friend or partner.
♥️5: Indecisiveness: The querent’s inability to make up his/her mind on a subject. A tendency to make and break plans with others.
♥️4: The bachelor/old maid card. This card represent someone who is too fussy in their selection of a partner. Someone who, by their picky nature, is destined to remain alone.
♥️3: An unwise decision, made in haste and without proper background information.
♥️2: Success, often beyond the querent’s expectations. If bad cards surround, there may be delays in reaching the goal.
♣️CLUBS♣️
♣️Ace: Indicates wealth, fame, and having many friends or acquaintances. Also feeling well known and being able to receive certain perks due to good looks or social status.
♣️King: Represents a very good friend. A lifelong companion, someone who can be trusted and counted on during times of need and sorrow.
♣️Queen: Represents a wife or girlfriend in long term relationship for a man. For a woman, represents a sister or good friend, someone who shares a lot of knowledge about the querent.
♣️Jack: Represents a good friend, one who uses a lot of flattery, but only to make the other person feel better. Someone who is good at cheering the querent up.
♣️10 :A card of happiness and good fortune. Can also represent a long and fun-filled journey.
♣️9: Trouble: Represents arguments with good friends. A loss of a relationship, a dispute that will remain unresolved.
♣️8: A sense of desperation. An urgent need for money.
♣️7: A card of good luck, if other favorable cards are around. Success if there is not interference from the opposite sex.
♣️6: A partnership card. Success based on mutual goals and friendship.
♣️5: A marriage card, or the beginning of a long standing alliance.
♣️4: A danger card, showing misfortune or failure. Supposed friends getting in the way, or turning against the querent.
♣️3: A sign of a second marriage or even a third. Or an engagement with someone, then a marriage with another, after a friendly separation.
♣️2: Bad luck. Being let down by those around. Opposition from friends and family. Do not count on others.
♦️DIAMONDS♦️
♦️Ace: an important message. A letter or package/gift arriving, the contents of which are very important.
♦️King: A bitter rival, a dangerous competitor, for women it can mean an abusive man or a deceitful lover.
♦️Queen: A flirtatious woman, one who will interfere in plans. Gossipy, very attractive to males..able to get away with things and interfere in situations.
♦️Jack: A bringer of bad news. A selfish person. Not dangerous to male querents, but problems for a female one.
♦️10: Money. Money being the driving force of a journey or partnership. Greed.
♦️9: Adventure: A move in the hopes of advancement.
♦️8: Country life, travel and marriage late in life. The querent’s life is too hectic at the moment..a need to settle down and get away..but being unable to do so at the present time.
♦️7: Bad luck on an enterprise or idea. A man who is unreliable, a gambler or drinker.
♦️6: An early marriage, but an unhappy one..and one not destined to last. A second marriage would also be unhappy.
♦️5: Prosperity, long enduring friendship. Pride in family. Success with children.
♦️4: Quarrels: Forgotten or neglected friends and family. Situations that have been brewing and now come to a head.
♦️3: A card of disputes and quarrels. Lawsuits, legal actions. A sign of separation or divorce.
♦️2: A serious love affair, resulting in a marriage or interfering with one depending on surrounding cards.
♠️SPADES♠️
♠️Ace: Bad news, loss of someone close, possible death to someone near, or an illness, miscarriage, etc.
♠️King: A man who will cause problems in marriage or relationships. One who will get in the middle, divide and conquer..and then destroy.
♠️Queen: A cruel woman, one who interferes. For women, a betrayal by a good friend. For men, a woman who will use them for their own gain.
♠️Jack: A person who hangs around and gets in the way. Not a bad person, but a lazy person. One who will get in the way of progress. Takes and takes, but does not give back anything.
♠️10: A very unlucky card. If near a good card, it can cancel it out. If found with bad cards, makes them twice as bad.
♠️9: The worst card of all: Illness, loss of money, or misery. Even among the best of cards. Defeat, lack of success:
♠️8: False friends, traitors, someone who will betray. Most of the trouble can be avoided if caught early on. Examine all relationships closely.
♠️7: Sorrow and quarrels. Avoid arguments with friends. Let them “win” for now.
♠️6: Much planning but little result. Hard work, without much profit. Discouragements.
♠️5: Success in business or love, after much time and hard work.
♠️4: Minor misfortune: A short illness, a temporary setback.
♠️3: Unhappiness: Misfortune in love or marriage. A loss of pride and hope. Do not dwell, move on in life.
♠️2: A complete and forced change. Sudden change of location, relationship or a death. Bound to make a big difference in the coming months.
GENERALLY: ♥️HEARTS: Emotional, symbols of pain and suffering.
♣️CLUBS: Friends, relationships.
♦️DIAMONDS: Difficulties, money problems.
♠️SPADES: Warnings.
I snagged some really cool pictures from this book for you guys! My favorite is the bottom right because basically some dude was so much of an asshole in that time period that the political satirists & artists of the time assigned him a fursona based on his dickish ways
Every time I’m browsing witchy shit on google and Peter Gray’s name comes up, the desire to punch him in the face grows.
Peter Gray is the self-proclaimed Big Cheese of all the elitist asshole Ceremonial Majkians or however the hell they want to spell it while being pretentious.
He, and others like him, like to imagine that they’re somehow Better than everyone else at the whole ‘majcikc’ thing (they like to spell it all sorts of ways that aren’t plain old ‘magic’ because that makes them Better, see.) They think this because they like to use lots of Latin and write unintelligible stream of consciousness bullshit which they pass off as somehow ‘revolutionary cutting edge magkcickal theory’.
Anything actually effective in their practice is stolen from other traditions, particularly those of black people. (Get a load of all those books on Yoruba and Congolese tradition on the other side of that link, written by white dudes!)
They also like to write long self-indulgent books about goddesses that also manage to reduce the goddesses themselves down to sex objects that exist for men to satisfy their lust on. (Am I still bitter about The Red Goddess? Yes. Yes I fucking am.)
In summation, fuck you Peter Gray, you pretentious asshole.
I once saved up and bought Peter Gray’s Apocalyptic Witchcraft, thinking it’s a great book on Traditional Witchcraft. I was mistaken. It reads like some pretentious creepy hipster’s stream of consciousness piece with no central idea, save for maybe the part with the “Manifesto of Apocalyptic Witchcraft”. I kind of regret spending money on it and it’s now sitting in a corner collecting dust.
I saw “The Red Goddess” recc’d everywhere, so I bought it, and let me tell ya I am STILL angry about that one.
I’ve heard of The Red Goddess. But I haven’t read it.
Okay let me sum it up for ya
Creepy hipster writes about an ancient goddess of terrible beauty, terrible power, and terrible wrath who was and is loved and feared, a goddess who dances on the battlefield and before whom kings bowed, a mother of monsters who walked naked into the underworld, unafraid, and somehow manages to make it all about his dick and how her greatest accomplishment is getting it hard.
That’s the most accurate summary of his books I’ve ever found.
He did WHAT to Na Morrigan?
Inanna/Ishtar/Lady Babylon, actually, but yeah.
So uhhh… Can you recommend some better books for learning about witchcraft if you have some time? Particularly if they’re made for beginners; I know basically nothing, but I’d like to investigate and maybe see if this is something I’d like to practice.
Happily! But it’s a vast subject. Is there any particular facet that interests you, just to narrow it down a bit?
Unholy shit i did not know he was a fucking dick
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$10-ish (and under) Decks
So I’ve put together a list of tarot and oracle decks that are – mostly – $10 and under on Amazon. A few are over $10, but only by some cents, and nothing is $11 or over. All prices are accurate as of the time I grabbed them, and I’m going off of the main prices listed on the page, so you can probably find some cheaper decks in the used section as well!
I included a few offbeat choices, like a set of blank tarot cards and the Tiny Universal Waite – which is honestly too small to use as a deck, but is great for magic. Be sure to check out each listing for yourself if you’re interested!
Also, the prices are definitely going to change – the English Magic Tarot in particular has fluctuated wildly, as you all may remember. And decks that were priced too high at the time of making this list may go down in price, so it’s always worth checking Amazon just in case! Plus there are definitely a few decks that got left off this list.
TAROT
Harmonious Tarot Mini ($8.91)
Tiny Universal Waite Tarot ($8.95)
The English Magic Tarot ($9.34)
The Golden Tarot – Liz Dean ($9.86)
Ceccoli Tarot Mini ($9.87)
Blank Tarot Cards ($9.95)
Manga Tarot Mini – Lo Scarabeo ($10.05)
Smith-Waite Centennial Tarot, Tin Edition ($10.20)
Celtic Mini Tarot ($10.29)
The Wildwood Tarot ($10.39)
Quick & Easy Tarot ($10.71)
Tarot of Marseille Mini ($10.75)
Tarot of Pagan Cats Mini ($10.75)
Tarot Art Nouveau Mini ($10.75)
The Fairy Tarot Mini ($10.75)
Pagan Tarot Mini ($10.75)
ORACLES
Life Purpose Oracle ($8.39)
The Druid Animal Oracle Deck ($8.68)
Creative Whack Pack ($9.60)
Butterfly Oracle Cards for Life Changes ($9.82)
Angels of Atlantis Oracle Cards ($10.15)
Earth Magic Oracle ($10.52)
The Illuminated Tarot ($10.53)
The Psychic Tarot for the Heart Oracle ($10.62)
Goddess Guidance Oracle ($10.87)
happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.
we are off to a GREAT start
remember to go outside at night on either Jan 20 or 21 and yell ‘SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON POWER’ just in case we can get a magical girl transformation
*sets reminder*
if it works, post pics!
Magical seals from The Book of Oberon
A couple pages from my book of shadows :)
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When making pies you can inscribe sigils and symbols into the crust to add magic to the finished product.
Altars and Effigies on a Budget
We’ve all seen them. The beautiful, elaborate altars with the beautiful statuettes and symbolic items. Admiring oohs are often accompanied by wistful sighs for those of us who can’t yet afford such beauties. It can be hard to think of altar decor and effigies that won’t make you weep, so I’ve compiled a little list of some ideas!
Small animal plushies: many deities have a sacred animal(s) that you can use to represent them. Examples include a dog plush for Hecate, a dragon plush for Ares, or an owl for Athena.
Small animal statues: same concept as above. Haunt places like the Dollar Store and Thrift stores (but be sure to do a deep cleansing of anything you purchase second-hand to avoid unwanted baggage).
Paint your own pottery places are typically affordable (as long as you stay to the smaller items) and you can personalize the item however you want, even pouring your own energy into it. My Hecate altar tile was made at a paint your own pottery place!
Other artsy fartsy options include things like painting pictures and sculpting your own statuettes/effigies!
Trinkets and Item association. There’s a lot of every day items and knick knacks that can be repurposed for altar purposes. Wine corks/bottles for Dionysus, make-up samples and jewelry for Aphrodite, bookmarks for Athena, the options are endless. It’s all about what kinds of things you associate with your deities. The more associations you put into your altar, the more powerful the bond will be.
Even if something isn’t necessarily sacred to a deity but it still reminds you of them, try including them and gauge their reactions and your success working with them. For example, dragons bring to mind wealth so I often include dragon symbols when I work with Ploutos.
I was wondering about your thoughts on familiars? 🐍🦍🐆🐺🦉🐈🦚🦔🐇😁
*Cracks knuckles…prepares for the shit storm* brace yourselves…loooong fucking post.
95% of people I’ve seen talk about familiars, post pictures of their familiars and talk about how their *insert animal companion* helps them with their spell work…aren’t familiars. They are animal companions, aka pets. They also insist that because they are a witch with and animal who sits on their tarot cards, that it’s automatically a familiar.
Familiars can come in different forms (not talking about cat vs dog vs snake) but it must be reminded that familiar is shortened of “spirit familiar”. It’s not that pets can’t be familiars, it’s that the people who talk about their pets as familiars take inspiration from pop culture of what a familiar is. It’s not just an animal that follows the witch around. A familiar actively assists with the witch’s work.
Familiars that come in the shape of animals have been around for ages, and across cultures, but the things that ties them together is they appear of their own volition or in specific ways. They aren’t purchased from a pet store, they aren’t adopted from the shelter…is it possible? Sure I guess? Pet stores weren’t really around when most of the accounts of familiar came from. Oof. I need to organize my thoughts a bit.
Familiars Spirits are traditionally intangible/supernatural entities that may or may not choose to appear in physical form whether animal, entity’s “True Form”, or even under disguise, whether as something else or even as another person. Spirit familiars may also inhabit inanimate objects such as statues, spirit vessels (fetiche) such as roots, clay or earthen figures, empty boxes etc.
Familiars as Gifts
In some accounts, a familiar is given to a witch or cunning folk by another person.
In these cases it’s usually given by a teacher or mentor, or a family member to assist the practitioner in their path. Traditionally it’s someone with a hand in the recipients magical practice.
The spirit passed down may be the witch (or cunningfolk, but for the remainder of this post, I will refer to them interchangeably) indefinitely. The implication there is that the familiar not only is connected to the witch, but to their specific practice and thus can be viewed as a guardian of the path with the assumption that eventually, the witch will pass the familiar onto the next generation.
It may also be a personal familiar that is passed down. Personal as in this is the first time the familiar is passed on, and could become the type mentioned above (guardian style of either the path or family line) or it may be a temporary contract. The familiar may be with the witch to protect it, and assist in place of the original practitioner and may leave/disappear/die when they are able to conjure their own and enter into a pact with a new familiar (or create a pact with the old familiar).
In the case of being passed on, the relationship between witch and familiar, in lieu of a teacher, may impart certain secrets of the path. IT may also not even give the option to continue the relationship if the previous witch only extended the contract to get the new practitioner to a certain point or through hardship.
It should also be pointed out that specifically in european traditions and some north american lore, that the spirit familiar is given to the witch or magical practitioner by yet another spirit or entity who is more powerful. This could be a spirit mentor, Faery, or as a pact with “The Man in Black” Ol Scratch, or some iteration that has been interpreted as the devil or satan. In these cases, it is both a symbol of the relationship, a representative of the pact, a gift, and a tool.
Familiars as Animals
As mentioned and popularized both in folklore and in pop culture, familiar spirits may appear in the form of animals.
In the overly popular example of the Salem Witch trials, we see through trial records the purported importance of a “Witch’s Mark”. The mark is some bodily anomaly that supposedly was where the witch could suckle their familiar. It could be a mole, a birthmark, skintag, and was instrumental in the conviction of the accused.
Certain animals are more likely to be the form of a familiar, and that also depends on the geography of the witch as well as the culture. Example, in the US, black cats are inherently associated with witches, but in Scottland, Britain and other countries, you’re may be more likely to find a connection through hares, toads, and ravens more commonly than the black cat.
One reason that they appear as more common animals is to maintain the secrecy that envelopes the witch.
In pop culture, it’s always obvious when a familiar is a familiar because the animal is represented in stark contrast between the other animals. You will notice if a black crow flies to the same person’s house day in and day out when there are no other crows around. You would also notice if you were in the dessert, and a toad is always standing guard outside a home. The animal forms match the surroundings so it would be conceivable for the witch to deny the familiar as what it is “I found this toad in the scullery, it’s so pesky living near that damnable pond. Please wait a moment while I put this outside.”
There is also a connection and interpretation of familiars as being body doubles, or as having room for 2 spirits. Many stories about the folkloric witch hold that the animal appears throughout the town, or visits neighbors etc and is in fact the witch. Some versions hold that the familiar takes the form of the specific animal because that’s the form the witch can assume (conversely, the familiar teaches the witch to transform into a copy of it). This again maintains the witch’s anonymity because if you see the same animal around for a long time, it’s less likely to raise suspicion. It has also been alluded to that the witch enters the body of the familiar or projects their conscious into the familiar to see what need be seen and do what need be done remotely.
Animal familiar spirits in other accounts assume that shape to better serve the witch whether as lookout, intelligence gatherer or collector of needed ingredients.
Familiars also can assume the shape of multiple animals at once, but usually will be the same one, and smaller such as a cloud of flies, grouping of spiders, several small frogs, and even flocks of birds such as starlings, magpies and sparrows. Again, this depends on both the area and the witch.
Familiar Pets
This is one exception that can easily fall into the category of mundane pets and animals being considered familiars (Please note I said this is the easy exception. There may be others, but those are individual cases.)
Some animals are kept as divinatory familiars. This falls under the branch of Zoomancy - divination done through interpretation of movements actions and reaction of animals.
Ailuromancy, coming from the greek ailouros meaning “cat” is divination through…cats. How this is done varies depending on the culture and time, but it’s done by interpreting the movements, and actions of cats. Noticing how cats jump, where they land, what they do with their tales, whiskers, how they curl up, wash their faces, intonations of their meows.
Alectromancy is the process of using hens and or roosters for divination. Sometimes its observing their movements naturally, other times it’s done by placing the chicken in a circle with different symbols and placing feed on all the symbols, interpreting the actions and choices of the chicken as the answer to the question.
Arachnomancy is the process of divining knowledge past present and future through spiders. It’s been done in multiple cultures from the Inca who kept spiders to answer questions by placing them in bowls and reading how they moved the leaves around. In China, women would collect spiders at fortuitous times in incense boxes and determine events based on if they made webs or didn’t over night. In other cultures, the keeping of spiders was done to read their webs and habits. In other parts of the world, different type of leaves, or cards were moved by kept spiders to interpret omens and fortune.
The reason that these are considered familiars is because they are used directly in the witch’s work. They are kept and fed and cared for, but they have a separate purpose from just existing, and that is as a tool.
I have nothing against pets, I’ve got three myself. I love them, I care for them, they comfort me when I am sick, or tired, or stressed, but they are mundane animals. They were adopted, they were raised, and they do dog things. I joke when I refer to my black dog Arlo as a familiar because he brings me avocados. I don’t use avocados that often in my craft and there’s a tree in my backyard so it’s nothing spiritually enriching, just adorable.
Is it possible that your pet is a familiar? Yes. But most likely it’s just a treasured animal, and familiar in this definition: One who is often seen, and well known; synonym: Companion. Alt.: in close friendship; intimate. Synonyms: Casual, friendly, comfortable, informal.
The term “familiar”, the noun in regards to witches is a different definition: a spirit often embodied in an animal and held to attend and serve or guard a person.
There is precedent to referring to pets as familiars when it comes to having animals that are integral to your craft.
While it may not do anything inherently magical, if used for magic then it is sometimes referred to as a familiar.
Using an animal/pet for a working can also be referred to as using a familiar. Some people use their pets as a conduit or even as a spell holder to deliver the spell to someone else.
Paul Huson refers to these types of animals/familiars/magistelli as a power object
Yes, I mean you can put a hex on someone through your dog. Yes I also mean you can deliver a hex to someone by them petting your dog. or a blessing…that too
Additional note…If you’ve pissed off another witch and go to their home ask if they’ve read my blog before petting their dog. They may be using it to hex you…or bless you.
What does this mean?
If your pet doesn’t attend and serve you in your magical workings, or used in your magical workings on purpose it’s not a traditional witch’s spirit familiar.
If your pet gives you attention and happiness it is familiar to you.
A witch doesn’t need to have a familiar to be a witch. Yes, the 1648 law in Massachusetts defined a witch as one who “hath or consulteth with a familiar spirit.” But even that denotation of what makes a witch was repealed in 1982, ten years before the Salem witch trials. Even the puritans recognized that not all witches have familiars, and sometimes an animal is just an animal.
Familiar Spirits additionally
Some familiar spirits may appear and be subservient or loyal immediately. No pact or contract needs to be done, it’s more just…there.
Familiar spirits may be other spirits who enter into a pact with the witch. Either appearing spontaneously, or through a summons and communication.
This pact may be for a week, a month, several years, or a lifetime…even longer (see above, Familiars as gifts).
Familiars may not always be present. Some may have a resting place the witch must go to, some reside in a different realm, plane, dimension or whatever and need to be called forth to do work. Some may be around the witch at all times, but there is still the function of the familiar.
Familiars do what witches cannot. If that’s going out, gathering items, retrieving lost things, there is an air of purpose that familiars fulfill in assisting the witch in a real way.
This real way is often either physical or spiritual, and with the exception of popculture, most times it is not in an emotional sense like pets fulfill.
Familiars are spirits, and their forms may change, but they are spirits none the less.
Plant familiars are a thing. Most famous is the Alraune/Alrune/Alruna made from a mandrake. Other plant familiars are grouped under the title of Magistellius Flora.
Magistelli is one title for familiars, and some historians denote that the term “familiar” was passed on from the church to further pass judgement on witches for becoming familiar with the devil (through demonic servants).
As mentioned previously, spirit familiars may inhabit objects and go forth from there. The physical tether is usually cared for and attended to by the witch.
Even though the vessel isn’t living, it is fed and tended to usually as part of the pact made with the spirit.
Familiars in Pop Culture That are More Accurate than Others…
The VVitch (Movie)- the hare that appear numerous times throughout the film is a familiar. It’s not made clear if it is there as a watcher for the witch either holding the witch’s conscious, or as the witch herself. Another possibility is that the hare is a harbinger, delivering an enchantment on behalf of the witch to go unnoticed (The musket backfiring while the hare is watching). Another iteration or possibility is that the familiar is taking on the stance of protector or guard. When deep in the woods the hare is seen, and as the location of where the witch(es) live in the woods, it could be implied that it stands guard to repel interlopers, or notify the witch(es) of the presence of the puritans. The hare also, while not as widely associated with witches in the United States currently, must be recognized as still being very intensely connected to witches during the time period. The puritans immigrated to the colonies from England, and it can be inferred that the witch(es) who are at work in the woods also came from England or another European country.
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV) - Sabrina actively seeks a familiar and goes into the woods asking for a (hob)goblin to attend her as a partner. Though it’s also acknowledged that familiars can be subservient and chosen that way. Numerous times, the cat (Salem) acts as a protector for Sabrina. As mentioned above, familiars are sometimes called forth to guide and protect witches through trying times, or to be near the witch to assist with workings when other witches cannot. You also see the spirit form of the goblin before it chooses what shape to inhabit. It’s usual for the true nature of the familiar to only be visible by the witch it has a contract with, but accounts (and experience) of others being able to see flits of the spirit if not discernable details is exhibited by Salem only showing his true form to Sabrina when they enter into the pact.
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV) - Being a prime example of the British and Scottish interpretations of Spirit familiars being Fae, Faery, or the Good Neighbors, the story line includes a Faery referred to as “The Gentleman” (Further example of the relationship between fae and witches relating to the importance of names) who wishes to be the assistant, teacher, mentor of Mr. Norrell. A “common” occurence in scottish witch lore is that either the faery that the witch/cunning folk learns from in some cases is a familiar, but in other accounts bestows a familiar (lesser faery, animal spirit etc) unto the practitioner. This also is a fair representation both of the care needed when working with the fae, but also with working with spirits in general as they have autonomy, and a familiar gained through a pact, needs to be respected.
Harry Potter (Movie And Book Series) - While there are plenty of animals, fantastic beasts and witches throughout the story lines, there are only 2 (kinda 3) animals that fulfill the traditional sense of the word “Familiar”. Mrs. Norris the cat and Argus Filch have a relationship that is a parody of who people would assume is a witch (the irony being that he has no magical powers, but lives among those who do). A curmudgeonly man with a bad attitude, snarl and distaste for interacting with the general populous and a craving for torturing children with a cat (reads like a stereotypical witch). Mrs. Norris is described as having an uncanny ability to find rule breakers and an unexplainable connection to her owner. Being able to notify him when there’s rukebreaking afoot with a yowl and also being able to recognize and see through enchantments (Harry’s cloak). Nagini also fits the bill as being an animal with whom only the witch/wizard can communicate who also is able to act independently of them. Also being sent out both as scout, guard and having a connection the owner can use to see through their eyes/inhabit (Voldemort in Nagini/ the department of mysteries. Also the shapeshifting into Bathilda Bagshot and notifying her owner of Harry’s prescience.) **BEFORE YALL TRY AND GO OFF. I realize that as of the newest film, nagini can’t be considered a familiar as she’s a cursed witch blah blah blah. Before it came out, the books representation of Nagini is textbook Familiar.** Speaking of Fantastic Beasts, the Matagat are described as familiar spirits and it’s a little nod to folklore. They appear for like 3 minutes.
Bell, Book, and Candle (movie)- this film is full of tropes. It lays on some pretty thick liberties loosely based on lore surrounding traditional witches mixing it with fairy tale lore about them, namely witches being unable to love etc. But, the cat familiar Pyewacket is an accurate representation of how a familiar can act and be used. Touching on the subject of working magic through the familiar who is more cat with magic, than imp/goblin/demon/fairy/brownie in animal form, the main character uses Pyewacket as both a conduit for her spells as well as sending it forth for her bidding. It also represents the familiars ability to have autonomy and choose whether or not to listen if the pact is broken (this is shown by Pyewacket’s rejection to the main character after she rejects her powers).
Salem(TV) - Another example of familiars, with the additional Witch’s Mark lore incorporated.
Pan’s Labyrinth (Movie) - The mandrake is a textbook magistellus flora root familiar alrune piece of delicious representation.
There are others too but this post is long enough.
So….there are some of my thoughts. Also keep in mind that this is focusing on familiars in North America and European lore. There’s additional context to be had and differences when including South America, Asia, Africa and Australia. Also keep in mind, this is my view and opinions, if you call your parakeet a familiar, I don’t really care. That’s your choice and your practice and as the world adjusts so do practices, but as a traditional witch and folkloric witch myself……I could go on and on and had to stop myself from talking about Greek Genius spirits, Animism, accounts and trial records of witches and familiars, the Allegory of the Cave and more.
TLDR: Familiars are real, I work with them and they are not my pet dogs. If the only reason you call a pet a familiar is because it’s in the room while you light incense and you’re a witch…it’s probably not a traditional familiar. You can call it that sure, but it’s a different definition than is widely accepted and assumed when you say Witch’s familiar. If you do include your pet for workings then that falls in line with some of the iterations of the classical familiar.
🦇Cheers, Barberwitch
Evoking on a Budget
How to go from nothing (no tools, no prep, no experience) to Drawing Spirits Into Crystals in one day, dirt cheap.
Fair warning this is a bit of a long one, but hopefully a good one. Gonna cover a lot in a short space so ask questions if stuck.
As most of y’all already know, magick utilizing planetary virtue, correspondence, intelligences, archangels, godforms, etc. is an extremely prevalent form of all-purpose, day to day working. All the time, however, there are a posts flying around with some form of the question “how do I do x basic operation involving a planet?” Additionally, there’s some strange construction of the Elitist Grimoire Magician TM with 50+ “ingredients” and massively (pointlessly) expensive tools and components. This is often not really the case; the goal is to do so within our means, and/or figure out how to perform an operation within the means of the operator.
So given this, there is a grimoire that (IMO) stands out among the rest in terms of ease of setup and prep work, while still yielding almost universally applicable results. I’ve used this system to receive other rituals, accept “illumination”, divine for other projects, and I’ve heard from some other magicians (all way better than me, thanks Kab, Skal, and Jack) that it can be used to consecrate talismans or other tools. Plus, the tools are super low-key if that’s a concern for the operator.
This grimoire is Drawing Spirits into Crystals [by Johannes Trithemius, available here at EsotericArchives]. There are additionally two modern rehashes of this system that I’m aware of, 7 Spheres [by Rufus Opus, I hear google is your friend and VK is loyal in bringing PDFs to the karcist lmao] and the Angelic Ritual of Conjuration [Sam Block, available here at DigitalAmbler, seriously if you’re into this style of evocation dig around on his site for more of the same flavor].
I list all of these together because they’re essentially the same- 7 spheres is Drawing Spirits Into Crystals (abbreviated DSIC) applied to all of the classic planetary intelligences with some additional pomp and circumstance, and the Angelic Ritual of Conjuration is a modernized DSIC setup with a script that draws on the Heptameron (among others) to neatly fill some gaps.
Briefly, a Hot Chaote Take TM (that is not to say that this is a mental model approach to DSIC), this is a reductionist tech approach intended to achieve a minimal yet effective ritual for both ease of operator access and experimentation for future adaptation. Grimoire purists beware, this will give you a hernia. Sorry not sorry.
DSIC can be done at minimum with 2 sheets of paper, a pen, some tape, the ritual “script”, and a glass of water or other similar scrying medium. Note that these are things that you can either get for free or you already have the stuff laying around.
I’ve done it the following way to evoke mercurial intelligences, and I say “in a day” in the title because both the construction of the tools and the evocation of these spirits itself (solong as they are Mercurial in nature) are done on the day in the hours of Mercury- although not perfect and takes what i assume to be a fair bit more effort than a formal setup it can be done such that it brings results. Additionally useful tools and accoutrements, if available to the operator, are:
A big ol’ chunk of crystal (it is drawing spirits into crystals after all. I’ve used and continue to use a piece of Icelandic Spar, doesn’t matter what so long as its clearish and/or can be used to scry.)
Incenses appropriate to the spirits conjured. This is going to be imo/ime the most important thing to add to the system after the fact if available.
Blessed or otherwise consecrated candle(s)
Blessed or otherwise consecrated chalk
A wand (or knife if appropriate)
Appropriate offerings to the spirit conjured as needed (flowers, additional incense, food, drink, candles, stuff like that)
A circle…
Some brief commentary on the use of the circle in the context of DSIC: if you’re calling up scary shit on high, or anything categorized classically as sublunar or lower, then you’ll probably want one as described in the actual grimoire. However, for “low risk” evocations of planetary intelligences or spirits higher than sublunar that are additionally typically regarded as friendly to the operator, it’s not super necessary. For further commentary and some other options regarding this topic, Balthazar as always has interesting things to say in this video [here at his youtube channel].
So there are a few things to do before the big day of a Conjuration. Chief among these is to decide on a goal, determine the appropriate intelligence to ask to accomplish that goal, and determine the corresponding planetary day and hour for that spirit you intend to conjure ([Lunarium] is the calculator that I use, I hear there are some cool mobile apps, find what works for you. Regardless, make sure you set the location and time zone correctly).
Additionally, you will need to make the tools. The 2 sheets of paper are for the Table of Practice, shown here:
(Yes, the correct version has the directional demon kings (Egyn, Oriens [discrepancy rife with this name], Amaymon, and Paymon). Fight me Leich.)
and the Lamen (a fancy thing with appropriate spirit or god names written on it that is worn during a ritual) shown here:
(This is the example lamen for Michael given in DSIC, however Block uploaded a variation on this tool with Raphael as an example a while back (i personally use Block’s version b/c i think it’s cooler, it’s somewhere on his site). Either way just use the appropriate names of that which is evoked and appropriate Name(s) of God.)
Draw both of these with the pen, use some string or an overturned plate as a way to make the circles, make sure to take care when writing the names and do so with respect. For added flavor do this in the day and hour of Mercury.
1. Slightly before this appropriate time, Take a shower/bath (cold if you’re into the whole ritual purity thing (I am)), saying “Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.” with as much conviction as you can as you do so. Ez pz. If this doesn’t do it for you, just get clean and refer back to the video linked in the discussion of the circle [Linked here again].
2. Go to the place of evocation and set up your tools and circle as required. Tl;dr circle with the blessed chalk if you got it constructed appropriately around the space, scrying medium in the center of the table of practice, candles and incense ready to be lit if in use, all that jazz. If you have the wand or knife make sure to have it in reach, if not, use the index finger of your dominant hand.
3. Follow the script of the ritual as written in whichever source you decide to use (I like Block’s over both the original DSIC and 7S), consecrating and banishing your tools and materia magica, and repeating in sequence the conjurations given and Golden Dawn style intoning (technically vibrating) the name(s) of that which you’re summoning (you can hear it what I mean in [this video]…you may also want to commit the content of this video to memory at some point in your magical career) until something shows up. If that something is what you intended to conjure, proceed. If not (and its something totally nonsensical, don’t do this with like a representative of the thing you call- this is where discernment is a critical skill, there are a myriad of resources for this online, use google.) blast it’s ass and keep going with the conjurations.
As I would just be restating a lot of the material that’s already written in the links provided (plus I cant be bothered to copywrong the material), give the ritual at digitalambler a read [linked here again] as to how it should go, and be sure to print them out or otherwise copy them down to physical form. Footnote 4 at the end of the Angelic Ritual of Conjuration is a critically misunderstood point by a lot of people- before you ask, it is probably not the best idea to be subbing god/goddess names Willy-Nilly for anything in the system. This approach involves intelligences and other spirits that answer to the Tetragrammaton, hence that is the name used.
4. At this point, you have the thing in the scrying medium. Nice work. Ask it to help accomplish the goal, be it consecrate a talisman, provide some sort of theurgic illumination, recite the Konami code, whatever your initial goal was. There are a variety of options for communication depending on how your manifestations may vary, either direct communication in the scrying medium, visual cues, or using things like dice or cards to get a cleaner line. Ensure that this is is worth your time and actually make a deal or force it to accomplish the goal. Leave offerings or payments as needed here.
5. After this evocation is wrapped, read the license to depart a few times until the thing you evoked does just that, then banish with whatever method ([LBRP], [LBRH], [Gnostic Banishing Ritual], the Shua visualization sequence, [Pillar of Fire], or Center-Cross are all in theory acceptable options. Follow these links or google these terms if you don’t know what they are, there are plenty of perfectly good explanations online) you choose.
So there you have it, how to evoke planetary intelligences or really whatever spirits of your choosing into a physical medium to accomplish metaphysical goals for dirt cheap. Note that as you move forward, this system takes real practice and quite a bit of effort to become adept- just like any other hobby or skill, you need to practice and experience it over and over with all manor of evocations in order to improve. Some things that may help that also aide in practice and are excuses for experience are using the system to evoke jupiterian or solar intelligences to draw money or luck with which to acquire new or better tools, or evoking mercurial spirits and making deals to accumulate clout in spirit communication or evocation itself.
Recap of all the resources linked in this post:
[Drawing spirits into Crystals]
[Angelic Ritual of Conjuration]
[Planetary Hour Calculator]
Balthazar’s Conjure: [Circle], [Tarot], [Dice]
[Intoning Names of Power]
[LBRP]
[LBRH]
[Gnostic Banishing]
[Pillar of Fire Banishing]
Additional and Useful Information:
[Gnosis]
[Agrippa’s 3 Books of Occult Philosophy]
[Pseudo-Agrippa’s 4th Book of Occult Philosophy]
[The Heptameron of Peter de Abano]
Happy Conjuring
-Key