Spring Dychymyg

She/Her 27 😌 mysterious 🎼 just a little girl ❤️‍🔥 i will bite 🫦 god

[goth-queen]

[katelyn-danger]

Imagine if you saw someone discussing racism and you pulled up and went, "Well yeah, but we're all working class in the eyes of the state, why are you promoting infighting?" except I don't need to imagine because people literally also do that. Old dog, new tricks.

[paramar]

new better call saul spin-off:  a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…

[paramar]

we see a little kid in florida stealing a pie from a windowsill. a dramatic close-up reveals the legendary mcgill birthmark…

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

[kabber]

[maidslime]

controversial facts on tumblr dot com: trans men are men. trans women are women.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

cis people love to casually mention how they still have you as your deadname in their contacts

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

cis people love to casually invalidate you're identity and then laugh and shrug it off like it was a funny joke

[recoveredcombatsister]

cis people love to tell you about trans people by their deadnames and agab first

cis people love to hard default to they/them for any and all transfems no matter how hard you gender her

cis people love to go "but feel free to smack me if i do anything wrong i dont mean it im trying my best"

[objectophiliac-main]

you all don’t even try to hide your transmisogyny

[numb3r-0n3-b1tt3r-hag-na]

This is an ancient tactic to handwave feminism in all forms since the beginning of time. "I wont take this feminism stuff seriously until a man tells me how it is." What makes this exceptionally transmysoginistic is that trans women are expected to engage with this criticism like its actually about inclusivity, and not just boring ass regular laughed-out-of-the-room misogyny.

[squeakitties]

sex IS real but nobody has had it yet

[girlballs-archive]

sex is real but it's such a small percentage of the earth's crust and mantle that it only really exists in trace amounts as part of other minerals

[ashenmind]

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

[ashenmind]

clutching the hem of your skirt I see…

[bitchautism]

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly