Attack on Lizards

+ ur local shark puppyboy + moss/22 they/it/he/she

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[funstyle]

Wait this is so gay sex this is so gender coded. So asf cunty. Hello queer? Faggot alert!!! Is anyone getting lgbt vibes. Omg its giving autism. Tboy swag detected *_* STOP this is so fruity?? Service toppp <3 I need her to stomp on me. Hate crime incominggg what the chile? Puts you in my mouth :3 Literally 9/11. Intrigued by their bisexual fagsbian bottom aura. Screaming these straight men r so dykeeyyyy!!! If i speak... CHAT I need to penetrate this gilf king. Stopp babygirl youre so discord kitten . Okay r/egg..... 0_0 Stares at you with my big neurospicy eyes. Im gonna say something homophobic! Not me schizo posting omg. I know she pegs him neurodivergently. Praise kink much? Theres something so undiagnosed hereee!!! Fat non binary milkers and some agender rizz. I know what you are. Bites them. Need to see her in a carrrrr accident (sexual!). Touching grass isnt enough i feel like i need to go on a walk for the rest of my fucking life

[funstyle]

someone reblogging this out of nowhere is like stepping on a landmine i planted myself

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[a-blue-goblin]

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[marinella-ela]

[wrathful-banette]

@is-the-cow-video-bad its probably fine but just in case

[is-the-cow-video-bad]

Best enrichment is enscritchment

[fishgummy]

[leeola]

a-a-ANIMAL J-JAM?!!? D-DID YOU JUST S-SAY ANIMAL JAM?!?! ANIMAL JAM MENTION?!?! AJ?!!? ANIMAL JAM?!?! PLAYINGWILD?!?! *starts to hyperventilate and shake rapidly*

[fishgummy]

Are you like okay

[nicostiel]

the trouble is, you think you have time.

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You may have won the battle but the war shall come 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

sorry my calendar is booked can we schedule the ant war for march of next year

[cachow-it]

ITS TIME

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO NOT YET NO IT CAN'T BE

[darkvoidtrash]

[achillesinhighheels]

Bjork arrives dressed as a swan laying eggs on the red carpet

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[keikomivra]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[hungwy]

I do kind of miss when he looked like this

[firstprinced]

sometimes, for the greater good, you just gotta be a raging hater (with a friend) (in a private convo)

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)