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blazevillains-deactivated202504

YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.

#every dnd character of mine frfr #dnd #d&d

everythingfox

y so smol

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satyriconmp3

me when the post is mine: you guys know i am getting notified about your tags right 😐 i read all that. i see it all

me when the post is not mine: in 1996 on the day of my birth—

teaboot

I love The Batman (2022) for so many reasons but primarily because pulling a wicked stunt flying through the air at 85 miles an hour in a rubber diaper bag only to eat complete shit, limp home, get topless and listen to Nirvana for six hours working up the cahones to shoot my shot with Zoe Fucking Kravitz while my life falls apart is an incredibly relatable mood

bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

curlicuecal

oh shit my laundry

mishafletcher

reblog to save someone’s laundry

#cursing tw

loudlyunladylike

happy international women's day to anyone who feels maybe kinda sorta like a woman today

eraserheadbabyabortion

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

dogin8

this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless

eraserheadbabyabortion

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

what-even-is-thiss

I have separated them.

vanilla

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snowyfires

Adapted to this new information in less than 24 hours

#improvise adapt overcome #shoutout to op for getting hip and happening with the kids these days /lh #it really do be like that with new memes though

Resisting the urge to show a hairdresser a collage of picrews that have a vast variety of hair colors and styles and just look up at them with the biggest eyes my mortal body is capable of producing

#rose actually speaks!#picrew #trans

orcboxer

Selective mutism is funny cause you try to figure out how it works and you're like "oh okay so it only happens when I get real anxious, but at home I'm fine" and then you're chillin at home totally relaxed and you try to greet your kitty cat who just trotted up to you and all you get is "h...!" Like okay. Alright. Vocal chords just feelin like comedians tonight huh lmao

orcboxer

Oh God Fuckin Dammit My Cat Got My Tongue

#cursing tw

dwinkus

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

dwinkus

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

dwinkus

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

dwinkus

like she’s bringing me dead mice

dwinkus

tonight she very carefully explained that there’s been a screw rattling around in her laptop for months but today it stopped which means it’s wedged on something and then the image on the screen started sliding sideways but she rebooted three times and now it’s fixed. and then an hour later she dropped from the call

dogposts

Just using the dog's ear as a blanket..

birdarts-deactivated20230517

Moon cat moon cat

that-house

i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it

that-house

See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”

that-house

The process:

Woah my legs are jacked

*does a squat to grab shampoo*

Hey what was that

One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats

Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10

That wasn’t so hard

Make it 20

5 more to a nice round 25

Hey that’s a fourth of 100

We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set