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I like League! I'm a Zoe main and my hobby is playing mid laners as support for the memes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fslut]

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

[fslut]

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

[fslut]

Thankfully seems I'm not the only one in town who feels this way

[fslut]

This is totally ok to rb by the way

[fslut]

Scam signs:

Targeting teens

No actual mention of the job company or what you'll be doing

Paid daily

Promises of trips and prizes

Encouraging you to bring a friend or relative who's also a teen

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[chief-of-project-e]

Irish people; The faeries aren’t real

Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

#look#you don’t go in a fairy ring and you don’t fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)

[false-dawn]

Look, I don’t believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. That’s just common sense.

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[silentiumlitwicks]

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toshio]

everyone at tumblr on december 16, 11:59 PM right before staff bans titties for eternity:

[mythmica]

Thank you Canada that is a great name

[mythmica]

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)

[keeperofthirteen-deactivated201]

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

[dawn0star-deactivated20191205]

im going into shock

[dynastylnoire]

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

[ayalaatreides]

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

[noahisahuman]

THE BOTS HAVE ADAPTED THEIR CONTENT TO BE SFW

TUMBLR JUST WIPED OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEIR USERBASE FOR A SOLUTION THAT DIDN’T EVEN WORK

YOU SEE THIS @staff

[the-witches-glossary]

I got one of these too.

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[vertiga]

Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won’t eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.

If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they don’t need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that there’s so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.

Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they don’t starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and they’re far too important to be left alone.

All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldn’t exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.

TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.

[jojincitow-deactivated20210627]

Breathe!

[xylax]

I assume the roots are moving with the trees due to wind but dang that looks like a cool effect

[betthearm]

Yeah, it is super easy to understand why ancient folk believed in monsters, spirits, and the like, because nature is ducking weird.

[treknstuff]

This is what they meant when they said the mountain was seen to be breathing

[snowyfoot]

I just wanna say, if you are in a relationship where you have to remind someone of basic human things like eating, drinking, sleeping, or hygiene on a daily basis and it is wearing YOU down. It. Isnt. A. Healthy. Relationship.

If you don't want to mother someone you DO. NOT. HAVE. TO.

Stop romanticizing mental illnesses, it starts to cause issues with people staying in bad relationships.

[long-ago-1234567890]

apparently stan lee finally died of shitty old bitch disease and i better not see anyone acting like he was anything more than a sack of shit who sexually harassed multiple women and injected racism into marvel comics for decades

just cuz he died doesnt make him suddenly deserving of respect

[omaaoc]

Hey I cant defend the second bit but the bit about sexual harassment were proven false and in fact they were investigated for allegations of elder abuse against stan lee

[trackspyro-deactivated20250524]

You don’t have to defend the second bit. Stan Lee said he’d be fine if Spider Man was originally Black, Hispanic, Indian, or anything. He just didn’t want an already established character to change their identity. He said if you want a character that’s different, just make a different character, which is exactly what happened.

Tumblr is just being Tumblr again.

[tracer-isms]

To Paraphrase, Stan Lee DIDN’T harass anyone, and had an understandable reasoning behind his thinking, and it also left room for the Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen storylines, which is awesome

[ourmissallison]

Peter Parker never had to be the only Spider.

And elder abuse is just ugly.

[real-jaune-isms]

I honestly feel sick seeing people come out of the woodworks to shit on an icon of popular culture like this on the day he died.

[adampage]

tl;dr Stan Lee was a good person and OP is a misinforming asshole

[kanguin]

Need I remind people Stanley Lieber, aka Stan Lee, was Jewish, co-created Black Panther, was critical of Rob Liefeld’s aggressive hyper-masculinity, and was a huge proponent of introducing new, more diverse characters while paying respect to the others.  He also worked openly with Japanese studios in creating shows and stories over the years.

Don’t you fucking dare soil the name of Stan Lee.  The man was a legend.

[nyausgris]

[spiralingfandoms]

I get nervous every time I see this post because I don’t know if it’s gonna be the one that everyone is calling out OP for being a salty shit that doesn’t know how to fucking research, or if it’s gonna be one where everyone believes the BS.

Seriously though. People need to do their fucking research. Stan Lee was a beautiful soul and doesn’t deserve the slander.

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[spookymf-deactivated20210608]

MOOD

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it