Snowzua

snow - 2004 - she/her philosophical zombiegirl

[calstone-light-o]

[bgm05]

?????

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[oneheadtoanother]

[winged-void]

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

[winged-void]

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

This just gave me a great idea thanks

[biblical-figures]

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[miloissleepyyaps]

Even though I've read a few omegaverse manhwas and enjoyed them I think it's kind of ridiculous that people made up a whole alternate universe so they could jerk off to traits that most trans men have without actually putting trans men in their stories

[doubleca5t]

Futanari Gooner son vs Omegaverse Gooner daughter

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[crescentalice]

you gotta be fucking with me, right?

[crescentalice]

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

[catboybiologist]

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[janmisali]

follow up question

did you read the block of text at the start of this post? please be honest.

yes, I read that before voting

yes, I read it after voting in the poll but before seeing this second poll

yes, but only because THIS poll pointed me to it

no, I still have not read it

[show results]

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[snowzua]

I’m confused by the I believe 20% of people who claim to have read the original post but still didn’t vote for 11. Are they just lying? Did they fail to comprehend the second poll as well? Am I just misreading the data?