sunshine rain

[blahblahblah]

[snshowers]

Mood: long silence at the start of an episode followed by Jon crying

[catwire]

what’s everyone’s lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

[snshowers]

[evilvarric666-archive]

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

[evilvarric666-archive]

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

[evilvarric666-archive]

this is hilarious actually.

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[femonologue]

[auntdarth]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

BEANS

[marlinspirkhall]

The 2019 one is also objectively funnier because yes.

[ampervadasz]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Nothing could prepare me for the audio

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

[anxietyproblem]

[theliftinglife00-deactivated202]

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?

me:

[earthdad]

friend: whats up? you look sad whats wrong?

me: oh nothing

my mind: little foot’s mom

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

NO

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

[the-protoplasm]

[spooky-crybaby-deactivated20201]

[thoodleoo]

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

[classicmeevs]

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

why

[classicmeevs]

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

[stinkylittlegnome]

sam gamgee ghostwrote this post directly from mordor

[hamfucker-deactivated20200907]

art students listening to the cure or talking heads

[its-me-squaznik]

Jesus christ i am so aware that this is me.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[virgoboy]

clint eastwood by the gorillaz was the first song ever made

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

when he says “finally someone let me out of my bag” its a metaphor for music being created and humanity finally having a brand new way to express themselves via throat sounds (their bag)