I’m Da Giant Rat Dat Makes All Of Da Rules!

He/Her, Bisexual. Amateur baker, professional idiot. I love DDLC, Katawa Shoujo, Undertale, pretty much every Nintendo franchise known to man, and a whole lot more! I'm on a few other sites, but Tumblr is where I thrive! I'm not the best conversation starter, but I'd love to talk if you shoot me a DM!

[strawberrycamel]

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

[strawberrycamel]

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

[chiikeiwa]

we see the fit bro

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[olistar255]

my Handy Dandy chart of the effects of SOUL removal

[teriibyte]

hello blellow nation enjoy this stupid lil thang

textless ver. bc i realized i covered up yellows silly bolo tie

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[sir-poltergeist]

teachers

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[dragons-are-epic]

None of the other parties are running so it's genuinely going to be Farage vs Count Binface in the Clacton by-election.

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[frommyblog]

"I... I'm not just ready to leave my friends behind yet... But, is that something... anyone is ever ready for?" "Treasure this world, won't you?"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[punkjabi]

[were--ralph]

the poses is what gets me every time

[pocket-deer-belly]

ah ok gooseworx's tumblr account got banned

[pocket-deer-belly]

extract celebrated culture from transfem and then drop them like a brick

[pocket-deer-belly]

exactlyyyy! you get it! i've seen this cycle like 5 different times minimum

[soregatengentoppa-deactivated20]

you lost your faith in humanity? wow really? have you watched 45,000 people simultaneously control one pokemon game and get to the fourth gym?  believe in humans.

[tastelesssandwiches-deactivated]

they released the starter

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post