[transgenderization]

it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

[sexhaver]

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

[sexhaver]

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

[sexhaver]

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

[sexhaver]

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

[thecolorofthegame]

Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???

[sexhaver]

no this is him

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[todaysbird]

THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[streetworldview]

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[official-saxony-anhalt]

English people: dick joke

Germans:

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[catasters]

[ripe]

enjoripper on twitter

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[pinesourcearchive-deactivated20]

Chris Pine ©  Men’s Fitness

[pancakeke]

[khakikyrie]

The ancient screen of betrayal.

[prosekai]

[catchymemes]

She is absolutely essential and must be protected at all costs