I like brownies

possibly too old for tumblr

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[satan-offical]

My cast members better be grateful because I just spent the past 35 minutes of my time making awards for them because I had that in year 7 and I want to pass down the memory

[satan-offical]

I'm the cast mum aren't I

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[snurcky]

Chamber of reflection by mac demarco is like... If you were alone and wanted to install a mirror ball in your room to spin while this song plays and then fall and break your neck afterwards while the mirrorball spins, and the song plays...

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[justchisa]

I have never seen a money butt before

[erflump]

All hail Butt Money

[mortalsfool]

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[snurcky]

All this time I thought the knicks were a baseball team. I can't believe it.

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

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[oh-im-just-passing-by]

[snurcky]

Oscar Piastri is friends with Nicolas Cage on my tomodachi island

[snurcky]

Recently started lifting and was looking on the internet for guides to build muscle as a woman. And I shit you not every single tutorial is like "Learn how to build muscle as a woman without getting bulky :)" and "learn how to build lean muscle as a woman uwu :))" and every other variety of Build Muscle but still be dainty

NO

I want to be bulky

I want the extra bulk

I wanna be HUGE

I don't want the femboy body type I wanna look like i can rip the fabric of reality.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[my-dailydreams]

[iamcaledonia]

Remembering that time we bought cakes from the shop and ended up with a horror show instead.

Kermit Frog.

[iamcaledonia]

Reblogging with @tinylilemrys tags because "a crime was kermitted" might be the funniest thing that's ever happened on one of my posts.

[snurcky]

old films were so.... gay (affectionate)....

[sunatheromanticist]

Well this can I agree about DH. In what way though?😏 Cuz I have my own queer interpretation of the movie as well~

[snurcky]

Wait so I'm not a big connoisseur of movies as such so I can't analyse too well, but basically my interpretation is that Clint Eastwood's character had that queer vibe going on. There were moments with the doctor, his cop partner which felt like it had a lot of tension. He obviously had no wife (wife dead, brooding man trope of course)

The scene where he looks at the women about to engage in a threesome is set up as aggressively straight but for me it just circles back to being somewhat gay with a LOT of compensation.

Would love to hear your thoughts too!

[sunatheromanticist]

So compensation for you, huh? Fascinating. Tbh I have a lot of thoughts about this movie, so feel free to ignore the longer parts! XD

Anyway, to me, he's a widower, yeah, but he doesn't seem all that brooding to me. The only time he brings it up in the first movie at least was when he was talking to Chico's wife after they visited him in the hospital. He doesn't make it about him. Even when the doctor friend mentioned her, he went silent. Maybe he felt there was no need to bring it up since he probs got over it already.

And the moments with his doctor friend and Chico? I thought that was more that he expects them to be competent. His friend was being attentive cuz yknow he's both a doctor and Harry's friend. Chico? I think Harry expects all the partners he had to have his back. And of course, he would do the same for them.

Well, the gay subtext is the main event here, right? So what I think is kinda ambiguously gay about the movie is the cross scene. When he was delivering the ransom money for Scorpio, yknow. So he gets there, Scorpio asked him to go to the cross... with his sniper rifle on Harry's back. I always thought that long sniper rifle was pretty phallic. And its so silent at night, with just the two of em. This ominous vibe.. Feels nervous.

So they got to the cross. Scorpio asked him to put his nose against the cement or whatever. Then, the torture happens. He hit him on the back of his head, Harry falls. Kickings, steppings and when Harry was about to faint, Scorpio said "Don't pass out on me." Man, I never heard something so queer. I remember reading this Yaoi manga called Caste Heaven, in a scene where the two leads are having sex. And I remember the top saying don't pass out on me when the bottom was about to mid sex.

So Scorpio was essentially saying something you say in bed. It help solidify the queer perspective I have of this movie when Scorpio was tugging his hair and Harry was gripping Scorpio's pants as he got assaulted. Kinda seems like he was giving him a bj, yknow?

Ah I dunno. Sorry, I just love this movie so much. Oh my... this is a pretty long one.

[snurcky]

Omg this is so cool! I never thought about the symbolism of the rifle! And you're absolutely on the money about the wife part. She is barely mentioned and he doesn't seem too broken up about her either. Lovely to read! It is a great movie!