She's a Lady

independent semi-selective Hiyori Sarugaki penned by Abby

[snxggletooth]

Someone seriously needs to help this poor bab out with love crap.

[renoirs]

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[snxggletooth]

sakanxde

yer the one with bad fashion

“I’m not the one with lop-sided bangs!”

[snxggletooth]

“Why two Shinji’s? Doesn’t the world have enough bad fashion sense with just one?”

[snxggletooth]

divinebred

desperately trying to avoid getting kicked in the face or sth

And he’s close to it if he keeps this up.

[snxggletooth]

oh no, it's hiyori. DIVES BEHIND A BUSH. shinji out.

“…? Idiot, you know I can still see you right?”

[snxggletooth]

There’s more Shinji?

[snxggletooth]

[ Kensei ]

“We haven’t slept together.” But they have kissed, but he’s unlikely to share.

A shrug/ “Honestly I don’t care what you two have done...”

[snxggletooth]

kanpekii

i havent....fucked??? lisa?????

HAS SHE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE WE HAVE

“I dunno. I heard somethin’ about it.”

[snxggletooth]

ryusxnka

Cause you’re like 12

“I’m like the same age as Akon?” ????

[snxggletooth]

This is unfair. She’s the only one who hasn’t had sex.

[snxggletooth]

Wtf tumblr? Malwire warning? Please fix this!???

[snxggletooth]

kanpekii

no ones surprised lmao

“Shut it! I could get a guy if I wanted!”

[snxggletooth]

Okay, but tbh Hiyori’s never done it either.

[snxggletooth]

Bold everything your muse has done !

broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a serious illness | had a near-death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something | been hungover | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship | had sex | had sex and regretted it | had a one-night stand | had a threesome | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | gotten a divorce | self-harmed | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high | been slipped something in their food / drink | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost / spirit | skipped class / work | learned an instrument | gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped | been sexually assaulted | been brainwashed / hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | attempted suicide | been tied / chained up | shot someone | stabbed someone | saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed | been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust | gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | used a fake name | been tortured | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road trip | been in love

Tagged by: i stole it from @grimmjxw Tagging: steal it

[snxggletooth]

🍔- Typically, can food or remnants of food be found in their room?

Send a symbol for headcanons on my muse’s bedroom!

Though Hiyori isn’t the cleanliest person, there are a few things she hates leaving in her room. Food is a number one contender, as it can lead to bugs and rodents. It’s disgusting and definitely something she tries her best to avoid making a habit of.