shittin on ur whole life

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…I’ll relay that message.

[snydest]

Hardcore Mario Kart.

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He got REALLY EXCITED when I read that to him.

[snydest]

I have silly hats to accompany the accents. 

[apraksina-blog]

…I’ll relay that message.

[snydest]

Hardcore Mario Kart.

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He’ll be over tomorrow.

[snydest]

Key’s on the back porch. I’ll probably be sleeping.

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He wants to ask if you’d like to see a movie with him.

[snydest]

Sounds like a date.

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Of course.

[snydest]

Seb's not going to be home all day tomorrow.

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He’ll be over tomorrow.

[snydest]

Key’s on the back porch. I’ll probably be sleeping.

[apraksina-blog]

He wants to ask if you’d like to see a movie with him.

[snydest]

Sounds like a date.

[apraksina-blog]

He’ll be over tomorrow.

[snydest]

Key's on the back porch. I'll probably be sleeping.

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He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

[snydest]

And i’m the fairy fucking godmother! You’re a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

[apraksina-blog]

Okay.

[snydest]

Stop that, you know i’m not serious. 

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He says tell him when.

[snydest]

Anytime's fine. I quit my job so i've just been skulking around the house.

[apraksina-blog]

He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

[snydest]

And i’m the fairy fucking godmother! You’re a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

[apraksina-blog]

Okay.

[snydest]

Stop that, you know i'm not serious. 

[apraksina-blog]

He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

[snydest]

And i'm the fairy fucking godmother! You're a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

[snydest]

apraksina replied to your post:Well, it’s not like you need the money. 

I know. He spends most of it on headbands for Mimi and collars for the dogs.

Ah, good. Things you need. 

[snydest]

Well, it's not like you need the money. 

[snydest]

This is a fucking joke.

[apraksina-blog]

You’re right. I was lying.

[snydest]

Stop. I get it.

[snydest]

This is a fucking joke.

[apraksina-blog]

Eun-Mi bit her.

I love that child.

[snydest]

Where's he working?

[snydest]

apraksina replied to your post:apraksina replied to your post:Fuck that stupid…

Are you talking about my sister, perchance? Because she came to my house on Friday.

Bleach does wonders for getting that grimy hooker smell out of your furniture. Have you tried burning sage?

[apraksina-blog]

Oh, Elena came over and purged the place of bad spirits.

[snydest]

Did she touch you? Have you showered?

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Burned my clothes.

[snydest]

Great. First she exists, then she exists around children. 

[snydest]

apraksina replied to your post:apraksina replied to your post:Fuck that stupid…

Are you talking about my sister, perchance? Because she came to my house on Friday.

Bleach does wonders for getting that grimy hooker smell out of your furniture. Have you tried burning sage?

[apraksina-blog]

Oh, Elena came over and purged the place of bad spirits.

[snydest]

Did she touch you? Have you showered?

[snydest]

apraksina replied to your post:apraksina replied to your post:Fuck that stupid...

Are you talking about my sister, perchance? Because she came to my house on Friday.

Bleach does wonders for getting that grimy hooker smell out of your furniture. Have you tried burning sage?

[snydest]

apraksina replied to your post:Fuck that stupid fucking bitch.

…Well, this is a nice reunion.

Hey gorgeous. How have you been doing?