[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[mollysnz]

I like that people who get off to snzfics (me) are getting off to onomatopoeias

[pepperandfeathers]

Someone whose sneezes don’t normally have an ‘oo’/‘ew’ sound sneezing this way during a fit because they’re so desperate

[svftstar]

sneezing in the middle of a sentence is so cute to me

it was so urgent that you couldn’t even finish your sentence?

the way the voice breaks off… it’s almost sweet

[faethall]

men who let out little whines + moans when they build up (ㅅ´ ˘ `)✧

[zracken3]

Just saw a skit where the initial joke was saying "good girl" instead of "bless you" after somebody sneezes, and, uh ... yeah, that'll do it for me for tonight

[cutenose]

"We heard you the first time" and other smartass comments but the sneezer is so embarassed they keep sneezing over and over. They really can't help it!

[snzzzonmepls]

When someone who obviously can’t stop sneezing says that they can’t stop sneezing

[snzqt]

[pollen-and-peachblossoms]

[hitchykitty]

What in the blue forum is going on here

[angelsneezes]

I really just need to grind on a guy while he’s sneezing allll over me. I think that would solve at least a couple of my problems

[aliosne]

[starletstarry]

when the tickle in their nose is so strong and uncontrollable, that their head shake with a faint involuntary shudder from the intense build-up.

[xxxsoftworld]

[kinkyaxolotlartist]

I have a few ideas

[angelsneezes]

having honeymoon rhinitis has LITERALLY got to be one of the hottest things ever. Like awww you’re allergic to being turned on?? poor thing!!

[s-so-tickly]

A stuck sneeze, but not in the “I can’t sneeze no matter what” way. A stuck sneeze as in “I keep sneezing and sneezing and this tickle in the back of my nose won’t move, no matter how much I poke or prod at it I can’t get anything to make it go away, and it’s driving me fucking crazy.” A stubborn itch that nothing can resolve, that keeps triggering flurries of sneezes that don’t let up once they start, because the nose can’t stop until the tickle is gone but no matter what it will not move. That kind of stuck.

[starletstarry]

tired sneezes.

when a person goes from somewhat controlled, petite sneezes like,

...hhh... 'ktsch! hh'hesch!! tsch!!

to;

...hhh, hhhh..! hhIiiiSCHh!! hhEASCHshu!! hheSCHu!!