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hi i am super new to having an actual tumblr blog so i dont rlly know how this works but i’m excited to be here… ! since i’m usually very quiet about snzs, i really wanted a platform where i could be loud about them and be as annoying as i can be c:
please talk to me but only if you’re 18+! and kind
forced visibility while having a fit >
giving a speech, live streaming, during an interview, the list goes on
I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.
Person wearing glasses sneezing some very big sneezes, causing their glasses to fall halfway down their nose by the time they're finished. They push them back up into place which grazes the sensitive bridge of their nose, causing them to sneeze even more.
Love when someone sneezes a double but the second sneeze is markedly more forceful and empathic, as if their body is angry at the first sneeze for failing to complete the job properly.
someone sneezing and then saying “that’s not good”
what’s the science behind swallowing something hard and having to sneeze?
Ughhhhh sneezy men who are a little insecure over it 😩😩😩
Person who always sneezes pretty softly and quietly needing to sneeze next to someone who's sleeping so they try and stifle it and the stifle ends up being louder than any sneeze they've ever let out
sniffing a flower on purpose. and perfectly knowing you're very allergic to it.
so hot
Me watching interviews of my fave and replaying every cough, throat clear, and nose rub like it’s my job 😩
Damn babe, I could get lost in those nostrils 😍
allergic voicemails are awesome. observe:
"hey honey, umm... i'm kinda stuck in traffic and.. i'm gonna be home a little late. i got you some flowers-- some really nice red roses. *snf* huh? oh, it's nothing. i'm just, uhh... ahH--!! hEH'gSShew!! *snf* oh, excuse me, sorry... um... i'm allergic to flowers, so.. hehH--!! hEH'tsSheww!! ugh, i can't stop now...*snf*
alright, look, these flowers are beating my ass right now, and i... hiHH... hiIHH'tshew!! i gotta continue driving. *snf* ugh, fuck, i need to blow my nose so bad. i'll talk more when i get home, okay? i love you."
[you can substitute for colds if that's your flavor!]
Bless you (praise)
I love the faces of sneezes. I love watching the nostrils redden and flare. Then the lips begin to part, as the mouth twists into a deep, deep frown. The eyes water and squint. The face and jaw tighten. The head tilts back, exposing wet nostrils that continue to contract. Then the breath in the chest that rises sharply through agonized moans. The whole face and body at the mercy of the nose.
may your weird niche fetish have seven billion new content that appeals to you
When someone is like "I had to sneeze" right after sneezing.
No duh, you freakin' cutie.
