HEY NERDS

snez kinker. you know the drill. 28/very queer/girl/ horny. snext me about allergies

[milkyenthusiast]

more people need to send me dms and asks talking about their tits, if we're all being quite perfectly honest

[indulgnc]

im really sniffly tonight. if anyone cares

[mollysnz]

Need a gf or fwb who will send me audios of her jerking off and moaning to my wavs and stuttering out a bless you after each sneeze

[critical-hitch]

someone come put their boobs in my mouth asappp

[buckysnose]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT 👁️👄👁️

You’re saying astronauts sneeze MORE in space??? HUNDREDS of times?? And it’s more MESSY?!1!

[pollenfucker]

i got a new body oil and the scent is way stronger than i anticipated and it lasts alllllllll day. i want to be in bed with someone who is allergic to it 😇

[corpse-toy]

extremely tempting grindr bot message

[hermywolf]

benched - by mae kail (cowboymae on ig)

[lostsneeze]

She refuses to ever do anything about her (frequently) runny nose and just waits for you to take care of it.

[lostsneeze]

Walking the hayfeverish puppygirl on all-fours through a field of ragweed on a tight leash

[pollenfucker]

YUPPPP

[catchingcozysnz]

Currently obsessed with the idea of someone sneezing while wearing an o-ring gag

[boringkate]

It's so cool when a woman is a pervert!

[cr0wfeather]

getting fingered in a club bathroom while they sneeze into your neck because your cologne/perfume just will not stop setting them off. hi btw

[cr0wfeather]

big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.

[shininglight197]

Being threatened with a good time

[sugardust-bunny]

yes please 🤩

[pollen-and-peachblossoms]

Allergies are really so cute cause what do you mean you got something little stuck in your nose and its gonna be a whole production to get it out

[sickromancer]

Ok but what about the handsome, kind (or handsome, nasty?) regency gent who spends his summers at the manor house of a rich aunt or great aunt in the middle of meadows and pastures and lush gardens and he has massive hayfever...

...and he is both mortally embarrassed and turned on by it. And turned in by the embarrassment and embarrassed of how turned on he is.

Starting every morning with a ludicrous sneezing fit, sneezing as he gets up, just sits on the bed and sneezes and blows his nose for a good while, conscious of the fact that he's being heard through the door by anyone who happens to pass by and so embarrassed by the thought. Another guest knocking the door and asking if he's alright, he blushes up to his ears. "Don't mind!" he pipes with a stuffy voice, and sneezes. "Thank you!"

And he's embarrassed by the fact that the servants have obviously been told to keep his nighstand stacked with neat piles of handkerchiefs because he has a streaming hayfever. His hayfever is accounted in how the household is run. Embarrassed, and shamefully turned on.

Perhaps he's adamant about dressing himself because he can't just sneeze all over a manservant first thing in the morning. Or perhaps he just holds a handkerchief to his nose through the whole process, switching hands when needed.

And then there's the breakfast to get through, all the comments, the inquiries about his health, the gentle frowns from the women and jokes from the men, friendly or crass. The smartass cousin who will bless him as she's leaving: "Bless you times thirty-eight" because she counts to vex him. What she doesn't know is that she's also getting him painfully hard.

The well meaning chaps trying to arrange him a meeting with a lady in the garden. Just generally being constantly perceived and commented, though sometimes it's even worse when he's alone, fully gives in to sneezing and blowing his nose, then remembers how easy it is to hear him through the door.