Its Exactly What It Sounds Like

Colds are hot <3 they/them (20s) // Asexual panromantic (18+ blog!!)

[snzzenby641]

Just because bios don’t always show up:

20s!!

They/them (any pronouns work, I prefer to avoid she/her if possible)

Minors please dni!

[debachoory]

A little Aster for my buddy @sfblah

[sickfictropes]

whumpee misunderstanding what are supposed to be comforting words.

"you're too weak to fight." (implied "in your state" but taken as "you're not good enough")

"it's not surprising that you'd react like this" (intended "anyone in your position would be devastated by this" but taken as "you're so predictably sensitive")

"you need to stay here. you're just going to slow the team down." (meant as "you're too ill/injured to come on this mission" but taken as "you're a burden")

i just like a caretaker with good intentions upsetting whumpee more and either feeling guilty about their phrasing or not knowing what they said wrong at all.

[writersisland]

Prompts: Sickness

✧ “You got me sick too, dickhead.” “Ah shit, sorry. Come on, slide into the quarantine bed.”

✦ “Lay your ass down and drink the tea I made you.”

✧ “Don’t touch me. I’m gross and sticky.” “You’ve looked worse.”

✦ “I hate seeing you like this. Feels wrong when you're not being annoying.”

✧ “You still alive in there?” “No.”

✦ “Sssh… Let me coddle you.”

✧ “I hate being sick.” “I know. You are rather sweet like this though.”

✦ “I’m terrified that you won’t get better.”

✧ “Don’t come in, I’m sick.” “Not gonna stop me when I know you need me.”

✦ “This is what you get when you go out without a jacket.”

[fetishccinealfredo]

sneezy cuniliingus.

hitches and sneezes against a wet cunt, only to plunge their tongue inside and make them cum. <3

[snzzenby641]

Sneezes in a futuristic/cyberpunk setting

-Sneezing while inside a mech suit

-Being set off by the flash of light from a weapon

-Being a cyborg and thinking you’ve lost the ability to get sick/have allergies (you haven’t)

I could go on

[snzzenby641]

Someone in a band getting sick is golden BUT have we considered the bands manager/team?

Talking to the band over the phone or from across the room as to not get them sick before an upcoming concert.

Not being able to raise their voice over loud music or to get the bands attention.

Overheating from the stuffy backstage area making their fever worse.

Sniffling their way through an interview from just offstage, wanting to be there.

[snzzenby641]

Someone writing a letter by candlelight, only to sneeze unexpectedly. Not only did they knock the ink, but they’ve also sneezed out their candle. How pathetic.

[snzzenby641]

Someone writing a letter by candlelight, only to sneeze unexpectedly. Not only did they knock the ink, but they’ve also sneezed out their candle. How pathetic.

[snzzenby641]

Character A is very shy and reserved. They had just gotten over a bad cold last week thanks to the care of their partner/found family/friends. Admitting they had been sick, let alone allowing themselves to be taken care of, was difficult for them.

It’s been about a week of good health when their throat begins to hurt again.

All A can do is cry, feeling like even more of a burden, and too ashamed to admit they’ve caught something again to the people they love.

Surely they’re sick of taking care of them by now, right?

[snzzenby641]

Introvert who never really got sick in the past due to their anti social tendencies

Enter extrovert, their partner/roommate/best friend who’s always coming home with some kind of cold or infection.

Introvert catches absolutely EVERYTHING off them

[sickromancer]

A: "I have a-- *SNEEZE!* *SNEEZE!*"

B: "Seems like you have."

[snzzenby641]

“You certainly do”

[snzzenby641]

A character getting smacked upside the head for doing something stupid, only to trigger a sneeze

[snzzenby641]

It’s not October yet but close enough!

Telling scary stories as a group to get in the Halloween mood. At the climax of the story one of the characters sneeze, scaring the shit out of everyone.

[snzzenby641]

A gets sick very suddenly. B takes over tasks that would usually be left to A.

A sick doctor being looked after by their partner

A sick chef having food made for them for the first time in ages

A sick knight having someone else protect them for once.

A sick singer having their partner hum a gentle tune to them as they fall asleep

A sick florist who needed to deliver an arrangement last minute but can’t, leaving their allergic partner B in charge.

A sick librarian being read to while their head hurts.

Just an unexpected but welcome change of pace.

[citrussnz]

Just heard someone outside my window sneeze so thinking about someone trying to muffle their sneezing so their friend/partner doesn’t hear it from inside because they’re sneaking out when they shouldn’t be leaving home

[snzzenby641]

Sneezing while sneaking out has the same vibes as sneezing while hiding and I LOVE IT

[seasnz]

victorian doctor with a headcold go brrrr

[seasnz]

wait wait sorry “it’s physician actually, sngggf”