The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.

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The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
Ronaldo’s perceived willingness to perform heteromasculinity in such a manner is unbecoming of dominant imaginings of normative, heterosexual (white) British masculinities, which tend to be represented as committed, heroic and courageous during sporting competition. In this sense, [the British sporting press] positions Ronaldo’s sporting masculinity as culturally distinct from white, British and other central and northern European men. [….] After all, from a British context, Ronaldo is a man who dares to be decorated with multiple honours in his profession (by employing an ‘entertaining’ playing style (as opposed to a more industrious British approach); who has amassed considerable wealth persisting with this tactic; is admired by a significant number of women and men; takes particular care of his appearance; and all this despite acting in a way that traditional and dominant forms of white (Anglo) masculinity understand as ‘feminine’, ‘gay’ or the slightly less pejorative ‘metrosexual’. To this end, [the media’s] mockery of Ronaldo, which (re)establishes and preserves imagined ethnic stereotypes of Southern European football masculinities, serves to locate him as an individual, who may be a fine athlete but, whose lifestyle and reiterative behaviors require regulation and critical commentary, which [they] duly provide.
Kevin Hylton & Stefan Lawrence, “Reading Ronaldo: contingent whiteness in the football media” (via fyeahreal)
A friend of mine doesn't like ronaldo... can you give me some good arguments
Oh, there are plenty, dear. So many that I can’t even mention all right now. Here are a few:
He’s the first player in the world to win the CL, the League, the Golden Boot, the Ballon d’Or, the UEFA Player of the Year, the Cup, the Supercup and the Topscorer of the League with two different teams in two different leagues. (Manchester United | Premier League & Real Madrid | Spanish La Liga)
He’s already the all-time top-scorer of his country Portugal, at only 29 years of age.
He broke every possible CL-record last season. (most UCL-goals in a season, most group-stage-goals ever, most UCL-goals in a single calender-year, etc.)
He has more goals than games for Real Madrid. He has scored 255 goals for Real Madrid, after having played only 250 (!) games!
He has proved himself to be any team’s outstanding star-player, no matter under which coach. (with Portugal, ManU and RM coaches)
He’s the ONLY player who has been compared to the world’s best players ever since 2007! (with Ronaldinho, with Kaká, and now with Messi)
He’s the ONLY player in the World to have scored in EURO 2004, World Cup 2006, EURO 2008, World Cup 2010, EURO 2012 and World Cup 2014!!!
After only 5 (!) seasons at Real Madrid he’s already their 4th all-time top-goalscorer and he only needs 68 goals more to become number 1 of this list.
He’s undoubtly the most complete player in today’s game. He scores with his left foot, right foot, head, can score free-kicks, penalties, tap-ins, solo-goals, counter-attacks and long range goals!
He’s one of THE MOST PROFESSIONAL athletes you will find in today’s sports. Despite the level and achievements he has already reached, he always arrives to training 1 hour earlier than his teammates and is also the last one to leave. He takes care of what he eats and trains his body and skills in his free-time in order to always be fit and ready.
He’s honest and directly says what he thinks. Therefore he’s sincere and doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not.
He has A VERY big heart and always makes sure he helps those in need, whenever he can. He also doesn’t brag about it in the media, because he doesn’t do that for publicity.
He’s proud of his origins and never forgot where he came from.
He’s a very likable and easy-going person who likes to laugh and joke around a lot and he is (contrary to the shit the press writes) a very humble and down-to-earth guy ;)
He doesn’t care what haters think, he only tries to evolve and develop with every game and challenge.
He always gives his 100% in a game, no matter for which team or competition.
He accepts people’s opinions about him and knows he can’t be loved by every one. He doesn’t have a problem with that.
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As you see the list is very long and I could go on for hours, so here are just a few reasons why he’s the BEST. Hope they’ll help you ;)
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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i have a final project for an online class i have to finish by MIDNIGHT
which means i obviously decided to record a cover of Britney Spears’ Lucky <3
I spent a lot of time doing this so if u could just take the time to watch my video, i’d really love it bc im not like other girls <33333333
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omgahhhhhhhhhhh can't wait until fall
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(As of 28 Aug 2014)
Sign the petition:
FIFA: THE WORLD CUP SHOULD BE PLAYED ON NATURAL GRASS
According to the timeline, the petition started over a year ago and i’m beyond saddened that we haven’t hit 5000 signatures yet.
I want to highlight
Artificial turf has been blamed for increased injuries on sporting fields, including more sprained ankles, concussions, turf burns, and an injury known as "turf toe." Overheating is also a health concern for athletes since temperatures can be hotter on artificial surfaces than on natural grass. Finally, turf is widely known to alter the speed and quality of play on the field.
Here’s a depiction of what happens
On top of the health hazards, it alters the game. Players would be more wary about slides and tackles. You won’t see any dolphin RVP headers here. No slidey celebrations.
Again, please sign the petition:
FIFA: THE WORLD CUP SHOULD BE PLAYED ON NATURAL GRASS
Description of my perfect husband tbh
It is with regret that I must announce this is my last post on Tumblr, due to the fact that at approximately 7:46 PM CT tonight, August 30, 2014, I will spontaneously combust at first sight of Harry Style's glistening, bouncing, voluminous Pantene Pro-V curls in PERSON. From the nose-bleed seats roughly 10000 feet away BUT IN PERSON AKA ALMOST KIND OF MAYBE BREATHING THE AIR THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE WAFTED PAST THE NOSE OF THE STYLIST WHO DID HARRY STYLE'S HAIR TONIGHT. Ahhhhh, young love.
I literally have nothing constructive or interesting to say except THE FUCK WHY ARE STAGE-SIDE TICKETS OVER $3000 DOLLARS WHAT 13 YEAR OLD (or 23-going-on-24 year old like me let's be real) CAN AFFORD $3000 TICKETS TO A CONCERT???
Is this concert the fountain of youth? Will Zayn be serving the audience shots of Bacardi gold out of his belly button during this concert? Will Harry Styles give me a personal, concert-length shoulder massage for this $3000?????
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
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An ode to Xabi Alonso
Guti via twitter
sad for your departure Alonso , I wish you all the luck in you’r journey my friend , big 14.
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CultureHISTORY: #MikeBrown Funeral - August 2014
Mike Brown casket w/ St. Louis Cardinals baseball cap
Brown’s mother Lesley McSpadden at her son’s service
Attendees united in song
Funeral attendees
Memorial including long line of roses at Mike Brown’s murder site
A painting & memorial from Atlanta, GA
'it could probably have less song'